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Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

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me when my disabilities disable me:

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I-hear me out….HEAR ME OUT-

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Me doing any of my favorite activities:

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“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

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but look how much she loves and trusts you, rolling over to show the soft belly

Her first time btw

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I'd be pissed, too. I love figs.

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Bat lantern from 1930.

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Pelicans very genrous birds rent out mouth for cheap party space. Very fun and safety place! bring friends of all sorts have gethering in pelican mouth. Make Extra Fun be a theme partyy of Pot Luck by have with bringing food to share also in pelican mouth. Big Space!! party so much fun in above picture that roof is literal being raise. you want party happiness yes?? trust in pelican

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

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extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

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Cute kitties

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I am nursing a hangover because my neighbors invited me over for a dinner last night that was actually a high school graduation party for their eldest daughter but what it actually actually was was 16 Hindu families getting drunk and having a dance party in the basement teaching me, the Lone Jew, how to do Indian dances and getting me Quite Drunk while the kids watched YouTube upstairs

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Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I’m not being hyperbolic