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a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

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Romance : I don't have that kind of money. *fiddling Abby's belt* But perhaps I can pay it off another way? ~

Abby: *unbuttoning his shirt* I like how eager you are to pay off your debts~

Jinu: GUYS GUYS WE'RE PLAYING MONOPOLY FUCKS SAKE

Baby: 😫🤮

Mystery: 😐

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Where’s the chair you ask? It’s invisible, Honmoon magic or something.

Honestly the wip of this did crazy, almost was afraid to post this 🥲 but anyways the girls are vibing.

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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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Who's Hotter? Kpop Demon Hunters

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Them @ Jinu when Jinu calls a Saja Boy meeting

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Romance: *unbuttoning shirt* god it's so hot in here Abby: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt

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Abby: Bro-

Romance: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Romance: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Sandwich a la maknae 🤌

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I CAN BE YOUR SANCTUARY

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

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gee! i sure do love this complex female character with COMPLEX thoughts and COMPLEX feelings and COMPLEX reasons for her actions. surely the fandom wont villainize her and make her into a irredeemable monster for doing something even slightly unkind! (male character has done something a 100x worse.) looks at social media oh! well surely they wont water down her character into a single trait and/or only examine her at surface level and then proceed to misunderstand her entire personality, motives, and values! looks at social media again oh.

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the point of fanfiction is that you can write whatever the fuck you want forever and no one can stop you. #thepower

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sometimes I think I'm putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what's happening in the world and I'm like oh yeah there's a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!