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It was truly an honour to work with you on this one. You better read everything here, it took fucking so long! (Cause it was so difficult!)

New Kindergarten fic!!!

Not a lilget story this time (I know, shocker) but I think you will all enjoy it.

Big thanks to @lady-with-rabies for helping me write and conceptualize this story. You were an absolute pleasure to work with.

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Guys, look at this! This is so epic! I also like to think Lambert (it might be too cool tho. Robert sounds more realistic) would suit as a real name for him, poor little bubba didn’t know it was a insult. But I can’t blame him, sheepies are adorable, he probably thought it was a compliment.

Sheepy Nugget

I know he's the "chicken nugget guy" but his ties to cult activities and the whole thing with Lambs being used in sacrifice made me think Nugget suited that more, also his hair looks like wool

I also have a headcanon that Nugget's favourite animal is a lamb because his cult family kept calling him the "Sacrificial Lamb", and in Nugget fashion, liked the name not knowing he was to be slaughtered

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Oh yeah, they are gonna destroy EVERYTHING!!!! GO PLAY HIM NOW!!!

The little devil weirdo child from the most dangerous Kindergarten, Nugget is joining the fight in Castle Crashers, equipped with his trusty shovel, apocalyptic lightning and many chaotic nuggety tricks up his sleeve to mow down those who stand between him and the Great Nugget in the sky.

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Lily comes to join the fight in Castle Crashers!!!

Our little detective from the beloved series Kindergarten, Lily has found herself in the warzone of Castle Crashers, equipped her Magnifying glass, Paint magic and... a shield that looks like a love letter? Oh wow, hopefully Lily can figure out how she got herself into this mess, her latest clues are trail of nuggets that lead to dead soldiers on the battlefield.

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Mmmm yummy goo, this child can tell me to anything with that derp expression, like bomb a hospital :3

Snotty goo gremlin

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I loved this video, I don’t agree with some of the however this doesn’t negate the time and effort that gone into this video, it was a joy to watch. <3

Not my video, but strongly suggest people watch it. While I don't agree with everything here I advocate for supporting people covering Kindergarten lore. (BTW if the creator has already posted this here I'll take this post down. Just wanted to spread awareness of this banger)

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Wah

wah

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Damn what happened to my comment? Is that a glitch guys?

Kids are not adults.

I know it sounds ridiculous to write that, but I feel like I need to clarify that. Kids are not adults.

All the molality, understanding the consequences, understanding that others' feelings are important and not just my comfort?

All these things have evolved over the years. Littles kids don't have those. 5 years old don't have those, or have like, less than a year of this, they are still learn all these things.

Judging little children as adults is not just inefficient, but also can be dangerous. Treat little kids as adults can ruin them and traumatize them for life.

From now on more detailed kind of childs ab*se/neglect:

Cindy's behavior stems from her mother treating her as an adult. This 5-year-old child knows things she is not supposed to know at all. She's exposed to inappropriate content. The fact that she is treated as an adult IS the reason she behaves as she does.

Felix is also a precise example of it. All his cruelty stems from the fact that he is 5 years old and is raised like is adult man. He and Ted, WHILE THEY ARE 5, are spending their time trying to solve their family's company's problem. All the reasons Felix acts as he does are because his father treats him as an adult instead of a child.

Treat children as adults? Don't gasp when they do horrible things. That's what happened. Those kids need to learn and develop their empathy, morality, and understanding of consequences. They don't have this. You can't expect them to act, think and absorb reality like you are. As long as you are not 5. No matter what is horrific to you. They don't understand it.

Yes, even Felix is trying to k!ll Ted. He is 5 years old and he doesn't understand what de*th means. Is it bad that he wants to end his brother? Absolutely. Is Felix bad? Absolutely not. He is a little kid who needs to be educated.

Who is bad? Mr Huxley treats his little kids as adults and encourages them to compete with each other. Cindy's mother, who exposes her to an absolutely inappropriate content. Almost every other adult character in this game, those we met and those we didn't.

The kids? None of them is bad. Each of them is a victim.

You can't expect the kids to think like you do, you really can't. From the moment you treat kids as adults, you become part of the problem, you are part of them doing bad.

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Files? Do you mean only Kindergarten image files, or do you also include text files?

No, I decompiled all of the three games. I also have the actual dialogue and code for the character actions and event triggers.

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Damn right, they also happen to follow the brain and the brawn dynamic, besties.

(No problem, I look at these files everyday spotting for things that didn’t make it in the game, rip Billy’s sprite lol)

I like to imagine that these two as close friends. They both got that badass girlboss energy after all.

(Big thanks to @lady-with-rabies for providing me with the Lily sprite btw. She's cool)

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Ted’s the better Twin. Bite me people.

Words cannot truly describe how much I hate this man. He is constantly on my mind and every second I think of him I feel nothing but spite and rage.

The Kindergarten developers should give this guy official merch exclusively so I can burn it.

Is this hatred exaggerated? Only partially. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't confused by how much this fandom seems to fixate on Felix for whatever reason, but I don't like, hate anyone who likes him, I just think it's funny to treat him like he's the bane of my existence.

Either way I hope he dies in a ditch /hj

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Yes. POTTY MOUTH BILLY CANON!

Here's a tier list on Kindergarten characters and if they's swear or not.

Please remember that this is my opinion and shouldn't be taken seriously. Okay bye!

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I decided today I will be correcting both ‘Colourful day’ and ‘Pacify The Class Pet’. Colourful day was always supposed to receive corrections but didn’t because I’m a scatterbrain and Pacify The Class Pet has so many grammatical and spelling errors it makes me cry hahaha.

I may or may not add some crumbs to both of them, I also realised that I didn’t capture Lily as good as I did in Pacify (Gonna call it like that rn, it’s a long title.)

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Thought of sharing my Design of Ms.Lovelett. I based her off Mrs.Lovett from Sweeney Todd. Decided to highlight the suspiciousness of her being all lovely, which we later discover that she takes her plays REALLY SERIOUSLY. I plan to do a big piece with her since I really like her, I’m sorta sad she gets her head blown off or gets chopped up by the chopper. Also no I don’t look like her, shut up Doodgie. /lh

As for what is happening rn in fandom, remember that these artists who draw her in a disrespectful way are not part of the fandom, they are mainly nsfw artist trying to gain attention and make profit.

Edit: I thought it needs to be said that this isn’t about demonising nsfw artists. It’s more to do with the fact that this character is drawn horrifically, she isn’t drawn as a woman most of the time but as an object (if you catch my drift).

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Very weldone work on Nugget’s and Kid’s relationship, it was a joy to read :3

New Kindergarten fic.

Go read it if you're interested in Kid & Nugget shenanigans.

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Caught me off guard with this one!

made this last night