lalla-queendom

[lalla-queendom]

my redesign of bunnix, her og suit was super cute but ididn't quite fit her vibe tbh

[lalla-queendom]

I know we talked about the foosball table a lot but I don't think we talked about it enough

[lalla-queendom]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[lalla-queendom]

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

[lalla-queendom]

do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like "I guess I'll watch that show" can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life

[lalla-queendom]

hear me out... what if...

(I'm tired but I'll provide more context in a reblog later)

[lalla-queendom]

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

[lalla-queendom]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

[lalla-queendom]

My toxic trait is that I am far more interested in the socio-economic and geopolitical implications of ABO settings than the smut.

For example: I can't read any ABO AUs set in England or France because while I can suspend my disbelief far enough for a gender trinary set up, I can't suspend it enough to believe those two countries would still be distinct entities in a alternate history where Richard the Lionheart could have impregnated Philip II.

If there was a viable dynastic future with Richard, Philip would have climbed him like an oak and dragged him to the altar if he had to. It's a match that makes perfect sense from both their points of view: Philip gets Aquitaine back under French rule, the best general in Europe on his council, and a powerful check on the Angevins... then unexpectedly (after Henry the Young bites it) the entire Kingdom of England for his Capetian dynasty. Richard meanwhile gets to stick it to his father, secure Aquitaine's prosperity, and gets the leverage to start pushing for his mother's release. Then when Henry kicks the bucket Richard doesn't actually have to be King of England in anything but name: Philip can run the countries and unify the Crowns and what not while Richard runs off to go Crusading.

Plus they also like, loved each other and stuff and being able to get to be together long term instead of being torn apart by politics would have been cool. But I'm mainly obsessed with the historical and dynastic implications.

All this to say any ABO au set in England or France that doesn't have them united as a singular Anglo-Frank empire is doing it wrong.

[lalla-queendom]

[lalla-queendom]

What if.. Glorfindel joined the Fellowship,,

[lalla-queendom]

Galadriel, Saruman, and Gandalf: *Incomprehensible shouting*

Celeborn: So, what's your opinion?

Elrond: That this council is unnecessary.

Celeborn: I meant about Sauron being back.

Elrond: Oh, I've been trying to tell them that for centuries. I don't think you could hear me over them though.

[lalla-queendom]

[lalla-queendom]

God gave me two hands to draw this. and gave emilie two hands to--

[lalla-queendom]

Part of the Family

[lalla-queendom]

agreste-sexual

[lalla-queendom]

she lost all perception of gravity