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there is a high chance this is a maze and not a labyrinth. if you START IN THE RIGHT PLACE it is a labyrinth and the only way to begin is by Beginning

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“I don't have a brother, ma'am," Adam replied. But Blue saw his eyes dart to Gansey.

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“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

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fully thought this guy was cosplaying adam parrish but he genuinely just looks uncannily like him?? he’s even got the coca cola shirt this cannot be a coincidence

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the time to be a mean dyke is now. be a killjoy feminist and take things too seriously, we’ve been too nice about girl math and girl dinner and pink jobs and the general infantilization of women and it’s gotten us nowhere. be a buzzkill now, for our future and our dignity

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great minds think of dykes

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can you imagine being republican political candidate Mrs. Gansey and calling up your teenage son, calling, because he doesn't live with you and hasn't since he was like 12 because apparently he has the kind of autism that makes you go to foreign countries without warning, and actually he lives with his male roommate instead, which is totally normal and you are trying not to be concerned about, and you call him up and you're like "Richard, we're having a fundraising event for my republican political career and we'd really like you to be there" and he's like "Sure can I bring a plus one?" and you're like oh thank god he has a girlfriend helen's already suspiciously athletic i cannot have a gay son and then he shows up with ADAM PARRISH.

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Redraw of this scene that I drew waaaaay back last year lol

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Bluesey and their secret calls... 😩

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some of my favourite comments as seen on chris fleming's youtube recently

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i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

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My child said to me:

“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”

Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet

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ally beardsley just represents me truly

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I really didn’t feel like drawing the comic so here have this edit instead

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characters can have a tragic backstory so long it requires days of scrolling on their wiki to read and they still won't come close to long john silver's single line, "you know of me all i can bear to be known."

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I just wanna thank Toby Schmitz for existing 🥹