laminatedmashedpotatoes

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in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

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someone find me a rei plush [･۝･]

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god i thought you meant someone else's wife

this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.

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i can't die without a rei plushie ausgshbddnnd help me

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someone tell me to cook rice! anyone!! god!!! god's son!!!! they aren't even real i need so much help

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im supposed to do something but i have to procrastinate for 10 minutes before my actions are successful

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dawg my inability to make myself do something won by a landslide

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i keep misspelling, all i type is misspelled for no proper reason i know how its spelled anyway. everything is misspelled. the world is misspelled. the entire unproven calculation and set of ineffable laws the universe is built upon probably has a misspelling. fuck spelling

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i love mojos i mean look at them, my flat soft potato chippy who has no the guts to be as crispy as it's succesful cousin

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i don't knwo sHIT about tumblr what is this place help me through this cockleboozer of an algorithm

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wyat the fuck is this ad no seriously for the longest time i thought this was some glitched shitpost with ni caption but now im told its actual marketing by tumblr itself huh

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i am going to sleep hoes, its one thirteen in the morning (except there are no hoes)

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I thought of a really good post idea earlier at the mall and I was wandering about knowing I already forgot about it but trusted i would remember when i got home and now all i know is that it WAS a good idea and now no longer an idea at all

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i was so friend jealous earlier how come you want to go out with anyone else but a wobbly brain neurodivergent whose face is red from much too harshly washing her face also wondering about why noses turn red at the slightest disturbing like is he (my nose) a fellow anger issue guy fellow friend who gets pissed off whenever someone bothers him and makes my blood go together and my skin appear red in spite and revenge– anyway that was a question so really how come??

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i thought of so many brain wriggling thoughts to post here but the lack of audience is very down uhh bringing? my brian has failed someone pls notice it

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the way i got twenty three notifications successfully raise my expectations about having some real ppl somehow acknowledge my dumb shit ramblings and it turns out to be a bunch of porn bots following me possibly solicited from my last post about fondness of them is in some way disappointing and incredibly interesting

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all these porn bots messaging me about the lgbt community has actually a good market reach