Mainly a Lancewain blog. All the Whump, none of the writing skills... Maybe not Dead Doves, but definitely Dubious Pigeons- Proceed with caution! I just need people to yell about Daniel Sharman with ~ Tavo
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Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
#hnnnggghhhh this scene was unreal#whumpy AND hot as hell#sign me tf up#bucky barnes#the winter soldier#living weapon whumpee#living weapon
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*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad
#me rn after three days spent mostly in bed and passing out if I stand up#like. I know I have the thing why am I suprised when I get worse symptoms of the thing for doing what I know will make the thing worse#how rude that when I fuck around I also find out. (how rude that I usually “find out” even when I don't fuck around)#chronic illnesses; man; they suck giant balls
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Some people don’t want to hear this but sometimes accessibility is not sustainable or eco-friendly. Disabled people sometimes need straws, or pre-made meals in plastic containers, or single-use items. Just because you can work with your foods in their least processed and packaged form doesn’t mean everyone else can.
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King Arthur at a job interview: My greatest strength? Probably my enduring and boundless love for my darling wife Guinevere. My greatest weakness? Probably Lancelot's enduring and boundless love for my darling wife Guinevere.
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Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
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THUNDERBOLTS* dir. Jake Schreier | 2025
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He hated the feeling - it was too much like The Urge for him to feel safe.
Astarion seemed to pick up on it too, his idle movements stilling to watch him. “Not going to go all murder-y on us, are you?” He asked, tone light and eyes serious.
Was it really that bad? Or was Astarion just that perceptive?
Vivex shook his head. “No, only the usual amount.” His joke fell flat—which, fair—but it seems to be enough to calm Astarion down anyways. His muscles carefully untensed.
“Good, because we need to talk.” Astarion gestured for him to sit. Vivex did, feeling more than a little awkward
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Vivex has a rather strong reaction in the shadow-cursed lands to hearing Madeline’s story. The Urge approves, but his companions do not.
Astarion sees through him, like usual.
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I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.
Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.
She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.
She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.
She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.
She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.
She should not call you names.
She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’
These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.
Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.
No one has the right to hurt you.
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WE ALWAYS WIN
#I don't even go here but christ on a bike and fuck me sideways these are. these are very pretty#hot vampires in your local area
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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looking in a tag on tumblr and scrolling past a lengthy smut post only to catch a few very obscene words feels like when the cafeteria would suddenly go silent at school and you'd hear someone say something completely insane out of context
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“Ohhh she keeps adjusting her glasses how cute it’s probably an awkward quirk” no fuckass they are falling off. My nose is a slide. Glasses were made for such a specific white people nose type that not a single one I’ve ever tried (OF MANY) fits my (A WHITE PERSON BTW) breathing tunnels. Do better society
#ME fml#I literally had my glasses fall off my face whilst tattooing a client. I just kinda had to be like “whoops”
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