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Welcome to my place!

This is my introduction post that you may read to learn a little about me.

You may call me Sorcière (also, I go by Fragile, so you can use this nickname as well if you like it more).

I use She/Her pronouns, and I am apothisexual heteroromantic (so, basically straight, but with intolerance towards spicy stuff).

[Many believe it is strange, but I am not broken and I do exist.]

I am an introvert, but I am always open for conversation.

My aesthetic may be described as magical vintage with a sprinkle of steampunk.

I am interested in many things really.

Learning foreign languages is something that is very fascinating for me. (Which is why I do it almost all my life)

I have a passion for writing and reading different kinds of stories (novels, plays, short stories, etc.), and also drawing.

I like listening to music (mostly from musicals or vintage).

I can play chess pretty well and always wanted to take up fencing, but I have no time for it.

And obviously I won’t say no to a good musical, movie or to some interesting TV series.

I am a part of numerous fandoms:

Harry Potter (S. Snape is always in my heart), Notre Dame de Paris (the musical is my everything)(+all versions), Pirates of Caribbean and Alice in Wonderland (2013), Tim Burton’s (The Nightmare Before Christmas, Batman, Beetlejuice), MLP (G4), MH (G1 mostly), The Addams Family (1991 for the most part, because Morticia and I share some things in common), OUAT (last season isn’t a thing), House MD (gave me depression, but was still not bad (everything from the last episode of season 7 is a lie)), Jeaves and Wooster, Sherlock Holmes (mostly books, but Guy Richie’s films are amazing (The Man from U.N.C.L.E included)), Hercule Poirot (Agatha Cristie’s works (+those about Ms. Marple) and Kenneth Branagh’s Murder On the Orient Express), MCU and DC, James Bond, William Shakespeare’s (Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet), BBC’s War and Peace (because I love the book and the TV series are wonderful), Downton Abbey (it is cozy, what can I say?), Phantom of the Opera, Empires SMP (season 2 and some more of MCYT universe series), Romeo et Juliette (all versions of the musical), TOH, Don Juan (the musical, especially 2024’s version).

That is pretty much it.

I don’t use this blog that much even though it is my main one.

[I think the problem is that I don’t like leading the blogs that aren’t themed, have very little free time, and do not really know how to keep a blog like this going.]

Anyway, here are my side blogs that are alive and well:

@Mercutio-no – Dedicated to Romeo et Juliette incorrects.

@Valentinescalus – There you can find the notes of Mercutio’s brother Valentine (Romeo and Juliet/Romeo et Juliette).

@milkutioescalus - a place where you can read my ideas, headcanons and thoughts on Romeo and Juliet.

Feel free to interact with me on any of my blogs if you will.

Thank you for coming by!

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So, for I can't finish any of my longer works (on Empires SMP Season 2 (there are a couple of them (I've already mentioned one)) and the Limited Life SMP) because I have too little time for that. I think that I can fulfill another idea of a shorter story. This time about Oli's Evil Arc if he had it.

Yes, it would be in a format rather different from what you may expect, but either way, I hope it would be interesting to read.

P.S. It may become one of a cycle of stories (not just about the bard man, oh, no! Also, about most of the other Empires Rulers). We'll see.

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The Crown… Who now wears the Crown?

It was more than just a terrible idea to bring back the Crown that caused so much trouble before. Pix as an archeologist and a historian, one of his kind on the server should have thought everything through before putting it on, or even before taking it from the place, where it was hidden, he should know more than others do about it and the things that were happening because of it. He shouldn’t have been so naïve at the first place and here are some reasons:

1) The catastrophe which caused the end of all the empires thousands and thousands years ago and the awful things that happened through its fault. 2) There is three villains on the server already: Jimmy (the most safe from all of them), Shelby who isn’t yet sure of what she is doing and proclaimed herself a villain almost for no reason at all (+ she just feels comfortable with her sculk) and Sausage Supreme – one of the most powerful creatures, probably in all dimensions, who is hungry for power and for blood. And it is more than enough, considering the fact that Lizzie has a great villain potential. 3) Goodness Gracious! There are too much people who’d like to try the Crown on and take advantage of the power that it is giving, but it is unknown how exactly would they use it. Pix made it even more tempting to get setting his rule. 4) The Crown itself might be cursed.

Now something about what could the Rulers ask for, wearing the Crown and the consequences of it:

The Ruler – The Rule – The way of getting the Crown – The way of losing it.

King Pix – Bring one item of national importance to your Empire to donate to the museum. – Got the Crown from the chest that was hidden behind the mural in the catacombs. - Was withered away on The Princess Tea Party and became a ghost, so his reign didn’t last long. (There are two possibilities – either it happened because of the Crown itself, or it was a Sausage Supreme move. Yeah, or in was all because of the Fae we know nothing about or something else we have no clue about either.)

King Scott – Build something of your choice in Chromia. – Got the Crown when Pix died, because he was close to the place of his death. – Who knows what can happen to him, because there is too much going on – the evil ones and the people who can decide to get the Crown for themselves for the reasons of their own, and also he is an adventurer, so he may give up the Crown for somebody else, or the mysterious something cam kill him. • From here on no order yet:

Queen Lizzie – ? (Can be anything, including something mischievous) – Probably killed somebody just for fun or made them give it to her to try on for the same reason, or found it when the current owner was away fighting something, which could make them loose the Crown, so they decided to hide it in their Empire somewhere in a safe place, or because he was close to the place of death of the previous Ruler. – The same as with Scott, except for the traveling aspect and giving the Crown up for somebody else.

King Joel – ? Probably something that can praise him or entertain him. – Probably killed someone, because he wanted to find out how it would feel to be a God and a King at the same time, so it is almost the same as if it was done just for fun. – The same as Lizzie, but also can make a tournament in his own honor.

King Sausage – ? Most likely – the Establishment of peace in all of the Empires (and maybe – build a temple of Saint Pearl in each Empire), and/or assemble the forces to defeat the common enemy. – Either got it, because he was close to the place of death of the previous Ruler, or because he won the tournament for the Crown, or because he killed its previous owner, because they were possessed by someone or something. – The same as Joel, but would give the Crown up for Pearl if she would be willing to take it.

King Sausage Supreme – To become his slaves and to serve his needs and/or to accept their death. – Most definitely killed the previous owner of the Crown, because wanted to rule the whole world and have his revenge on Sausage, or ordered someone, for example: Shelby to do it for him, for the same reason. – Most likely was defeated by Sausage, or Sausage and Joel, or Pearl, or any other combination of the same people, or by the collective forces of all of the Empires.

King Jimmy – To be finally respected properly and to be returned his normal size (may be also – to bring Tiny Tom to their dimension from the Hermitcraft). – Most likely, because he was close to the place of death of the previous owner of the Crown, because he can hardly do anything properly and the chances that he won’t fail to kill somebody are very, very low. – the same as Lizzie.

King Joey – To get him anything valuable, everything valuable that can be found on server or becoming his crewmates in case of the appearance of Sceletrone. – Most definitely killed the previous Ruler just for fun and to find out whether Katherine would love him now and so he would have a higher position than Shelby to make her go out of his way. – the same as Lizzie, but would give up the Crown to Katherine if she would ask him about it the right way.

Queen Katherine – ? Probably to help her to bring her kingdom back to normal. – Either got it because it was given to her, or because he was close to the place of death of the previous Ruler, or because she had to kill them for they were possessed by someone or something. – The same as Lizzie.

Queen Shelby - ? Maybe – save her from the sculk if she finally understands that it is not good at all or to follow Sausage Supreme, or to become officially accepted by the witch society. - Either got it because it was given to her, or because he was close to the place of death of the previous Ruler, or because she had to kill them for any possible reason. – the same as Lizzie, but possibly would give the Crown up for Sausage Supreme if he would manage to convince her to do it.

Queen False – ? Maybe – to get her back to Hermitcraft and/or to restore her memory completely. – Because she was close to the place of death of the previous Ruler (unlikely) or because she found out that someone mysteriously gave the Crown up for her (highly unlikely). – the same as Lizzie, but probably will give it to somebody else, for example to Pix to get read of it. (It is unlikely that she will even get the Crown at the first place.)

King Fwhip – ? (Can be anything, including something mischievous) – Probably killed somebody just for fun or made them give it to her to try on for the same reason, or because he was close to the place of death of the previous Ruler. – The same as Lizzie.

Queen Gem – ? To get into her Sun religion. – Because he was close to the place of death of the previous Ruler. – The same as Lizzie.

King Oli – ??? Maybe – to help him to bring up his Dragon-baby? Or to forgive all of his debts? - Because he was close to the place of death of the previous Ruler. – The Same as Lizzie, but if he would decide that it is too much responsibility for him, he would, probably give it to Eddie and establish peace between Empires or to Sausage, hoping for the same thing. (How would he even manage to get the Crown?)

What can even go wrong?

Can we just give the Crown to Hermes? It would be fun and by all means great, and the world wouldn’t face any catastrophes.

P.S. The Fae is an interesting creature – it asks for something and gives something in return, but there is a big But – it causes a lot of damage and harms the one she benefits if the one does something wrong or just not quite the way it was asked to be done. It told Sausage that it appreciates Sanctuary and then asked for help (after him and Joey tried to bring turtles to the isle, because the pirate called it Plantina and decided that it is his child now and sausage is the only one who is a good patent capable of raising a child, so he can give him some good advice), obviously understanding that Joey is not very good at granting its wishes. It asked Joey for help and Joey did it, it asked for help once again and Joey and Sausage did what it asked for, but it didn’t satisfy the Fae for the first time, so Sausage had to sit on the isle and wait for turtle eggs to hatch for a long, long time as a punishment and only then it was satisfied. It asked Jimmy for help and gave him wings when he needed them the most, but he was cursed, when he did what it asked then not completely as it told him, so now he can’t get rid of the Scull of the First Creeper (it doubles each time Jimmy tries to destroy it and he can’t manage to give it to the Fae) and unintentionally destroys everything around him and it almost threatened him. It asked Katherine for help and asked for it again when she and Lizzie fulfilled but nothing else has happened yet. It asked Lizzie for help and told her that it will help her to get a Princess Dress and it did, but Lizzie had to fight a warden to get it. And the other interesting thing is that nobody can hear it, except for the person it talks to. P.P.S.: Plus, there are very few people on the server who know the secret of the Fae (That’s a Behind the Lore bit.) and that’s not a Sausage thing! Sausage confirmed that he knows nothing about it (yes, not as he didn’t ever lie to us for the lore purposes, but now it is most definitely so), Jimmy is as confused as always and as he told on one of his streams he was partially banned from the Empires SMP chat, for sometimes he accidentally leaked the information that was important for the lore (spoilers) and now he sometimes doesn’t know what they are even doing at all, if they forget to tell him and the messages are hidden from him. Who?… What else?… So this is another mystery.

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I wasn't writing anything here lately because I was preparing to defend my scientific work on Linguistics on Empires SMP (season 2).

So, I defended it yesterday (31.03.2023). :)

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Some theories about Empires SMP Season 2

There are some things I noticed and wanted to point out:

The episode which was included into Sausage’s Ep. 41 of Empires SMP Season 2 in which he wanted to sue Jimmy for killing him and Fwhip decided to become his lawyer in case of legal court trial and then put a sign “Must be this tall to not be evil” to denote that Jimmy really is evil, was shot while Jimmy was streaming, so it probably can’t be count as a part of real Empires SMP Season two lore.

What about the law: “Murder is fine as long as it’s funny.” written in the Law-Lore Book? (Sausage laughed!)

There is a possibility, that Sausage tried to make Jimmy remember actions of first Season, bringing other members of Wither Rose alliance with him to the bridge, or that this Sausage isn’t even Sausage we know and is in fact Sausage Supreme in disguise. We can’t see his eyes at that moment because of the glasses, so they can be red. Moreover, looking back, we can see, that the introduction of Xornoth caused some disruption in the alliance, and Sausage at one point started working alongside Xornoth, so it could be just a part of his plan to get even with the King of Sanctuary. Supreme came into Empires Season 2, putting our Sausage into some other (possibly random) dimension, where there is no Sanctuary, as shown in his stream “A Tour of Sanctuary”. (The Chances are low, but it can be so)

Gem’s actions can count as impulsive, she never really interacted with/disrespected the Sheriff.

In Sausage’s Ep. 41 the wither rose was shown (last couple of seconds) accompanied with evil laughing which also shows that the real villain of the season might really not be Jimmy (it is also possible that there’ll be more than one villain, but still). • So you can see the same things differently and even though Jimmy said (on his stream: “World Tour With The Old Sheriff”) that he is going to get all of the gunpowder he possibly can (and there really is not a lot in his farm as shown in a part of Lizzie's episode "The Gunpowder Plot") and make as much TNT as he can to blow up all of the Empires (which makes it look similar to the situation that happened in the first season of Empires), but it doesn’t necessarily mean that he is planning to do it and that he is going to have a real villain arc. He might be just teasing us, or we may get a couple of episodes, but I’m not sure that he’ll be able to harm anybody and pull out the villain arc, for he is quite clumsy and can’t do anything right, or just as it was planned and others just make fun of him for that. • Also Joel may stand up for Jimmy, or just help him to calm down, for he can be responsible and wise if needed, and now is in alliance with Jimmy. • The real problem is the Pandora’s Box of the server – the Old Sheriff, who spoils everything and it is hard to understand – purposely or not. He makes Jimmy do crazy things, for he is easily convinced and others just like him for his easygoing charismatic character. (Fwhip, I think, just tries to manipulate the manipulator (the Old Sheriff) to manipulate Jimmy, to get everything back to normal, to how everything was before Jimmy fired him.) The Old Sheriff also can turn out to be the villain of the story. • And the last thing is that all of it can turn out to be a dream (probably Jimmy’s, and most likely – nightmare) of what can happen if he chooses the wrong road. (Something like that happened to Shelby, when she thought that all of her friends turned into zombies in Ep. 12 “I Started A Zombie Apocalypse On Empires!”).

We’ll see how it really turns out.

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Mythical J. Sausage's take on Jimmy's Villain Arc

As all of us are or have been thinking about possible (or, maybe impossible) Jimmy's villain arc and the way it can go, I offer you to read (or watch, or listen, or do everything at once) Sausage's take on that subject.

I understand that, maybe, not everyone watched Sausage's stream - "Our First Live Stream From Empires SMP Season 2", so not everyone knows that he did an improve of fanfiction ("It's not canon, it's not confirmed lore." - he said.) and told us a story about Jimmy's Villain Arc.

Here it is without any breaks to change music (which are there in the video).

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We are ganna do a little “Jimmy is a toy” story and then I’ll through you in how he becomes a villain and what he’s gonna do in his villain arc. Here it comes.

See if we can improvise this.

Story time.

Ok. Here we go. Ready.

Jimmy’s villain arc. Chapter I by Mythical J. Sausage.

Jimmy is a toy! And everybody knows it, except for Jimmy. But one day, one dark, wet, moist day it was raining in Tumble Town, he had a realization: “Man! Why is my skin so hard? I don’t know. Oh, no! I’m made out of wood, is this not normal?” He opened his eyes and was like, “Oh, no! How did I just notice that I’m made out of wood and all my parts are hard?! Oh, no, how did that happen?” All over sudden he looks back.

Hwpsh. A shot gets shot through the window and breaks the glass.

Out comes this Demon. Was it Xornoth? No! Xornoth ‘ve been dead generations. That was Western soulless demon. He was dressed all in black.

Walks in the door an’ says: “I’ve cursed you, son and now you can see – You’re made out of wood. Open your eyes, everybody sees it. Yes, yes, yes. I did it. You are not gonna do nothing about it!”

And Jimmy was like: “No! They were right! I was blinded this whole time! Get out of here, Demon!”

The Demon then poofs away laughing in the background: “Ha, ha, ha, dummy!”

And then Jimmy’s like, “Man! People were right – I was a toy the whole time.”

And then psh, psh, psh, ps. Thunder. Lightning crashed and it hit Jimmy in the face. Jimmy starts melting, the wood starts burning.

The song is finished.

All over sudden Jimmy starts melting, the wood starts catching flames and he turns into ash – a big old pile of ash on the floor.

The Demon comes back – poof, sees the ashes on the ground. But guess what? The demon wasn’t done with Jimmy. Oh, no, no, no, no.

The demon wasn’t done.

He waved his hands in the air – the ash started to spew up into the sky. A little tornado in Tumble Town appeared and it was all Jimmy ashes. And it all makes sense now that ashes go down and it creates Jimmy from the ground up, but Jimmy is all now covered in mush nasty old ash.

His eyes light up and Jimmy’s eyes turn red.

Jimmy goes; “Yeehaw. Mother beep.” And then Jimmy starts cussing up a storm all down the street.

“Beep-Beep-Beep.” And goes like: “I’m gonna murder every single person I announce as corrupted.”

Jimmy now has the power of shooting himself in the air like a tornado, but it is all like an ashy tornado.

The Demon at the background laughing “Ha-ha-ha-ha. Go murder every single one of these Empires!”

“Mother beep,” Jimmy goes. “Yippie ki yay beep.”

You know, it’s like Jimmy’s cussing up all the way around the town and the Demon’s like: “Go forth and murder everything.”

The tornado starts picking over Jimmy. Evil Jimmy Villain Jimmy arc starts.

Going out the door, out of the saloon, Jimmy shoots a gun, shoots a gun because he has actually two six shooters now. Because Jimmy, Jimmy kills now.

He ends up going all the way to Stratos. His first victim – Joel Thunder Daddy…

Jimmy goes to Stratos, straight to the Heart of the Gods Realm to take out Joel for all the times he called him a toy.

He was right though, but he’s going straight to Stratos. He’s going in, passing the statue of Saint Pearl, passing Donkey Jeremy all the way down the line, cussing up a storm, saying “Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, holy beep”. Beep everywhere. Jimmy’s cussing.

He’s a rated R Jimmy, no longer PG.

All over sudden you hear a lightning bolt: “Bam!”

Joel’s clapping his cheeks – Bam! – clapping ‘em again – Bam! Bam! Bam!

Joel is having a cheek-clapping session – just practicing. Not for any particular reason.

I wasn’t around. I wasn’t. I was resting, sleeping under a tree in Sanctuary.

Jimmy comes down the road, Joel sees him and he’s like: “Oh, look it’s a stupid little toy!”

Jimmy’s like “Beep you! Stratos God, beep you!”

And then Joel’s like: “Ha, ha! You’r not PG no more.”

And then – Fwapa! – Jimmy shoots Joel in the face.

“Fwapa!” – Jimmy shoots Joel in the face again.

“Fwapa!” – shoots him again.

“Pa-pa-pa-pa.” – he has no bullets left in this gun.

Joel’s dead.

Jimmy just killed the God.

Yep. Because those bullets had…

Joel’s dead. Rest in peace, Joel.

Jimmy’s laughing – “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.”. ‘t is evil, corrupt Jimmy arc. He’s laughing at the face of a dead God.

Those bullets were made with some kind of evil juice inside them. I don’t know what kind of juice it is. The Demon put it in there.

Joel’s dead. And all over sudden in the background… Hermes just shoots up into sky, looks down at the evil Jimmy.

Hermes is mad.

Hermes says: “You’ve killed my father… You’re gonna die now, little man.” Because Jimmy is still tiny at this point.

Jimmy looks up at Hermes flapping his little wings and his feet and he’s like: “I’m gonna take you out too. I’ve always wanted to, you stupid guy. Bam! Dead! Dead! Bam! Bam!”

Hermes didn’t let him finish. Hermes shoot a lightning bolt straight into Jimmy’s eye.

He burst into a powder all over the place.

The Demon comes behind and says – “You can’t do that!”

“Baba!” – Hermes kills the Demon too.

Hermes starts crying and says – “I had to do it.”

Hermes then goes down where Daddy Joel is, picks ‘im up and says: “Not today, Daddy.”

He touched him in the forehead and Joel comes back to life.

Joel’s like: “What’s just happened?”

Hermes’s like: “Oh. The toy is dead. You don’t need to worry about him no more.”

And Joel’s like: “Ah! Cool!”

And then – Pom, pom, pom – he starts clapping his cheeks in front of Joel, in front of Jimmy’s old rotten body on the floor that has just turned into ash again.

“Pam, pam, pam!” – cheeks clapping over there.

There you go – the end.

Fanfiction done today. Let’s go back to regular music.

And that is Story time with Sausage.

Hermes saved the day, Jimmy’s dead, but he had his villain arc. The Demon is gone too, the little Western Demon’s gone too.

Here you go – Story Time with sausage, a fanfiction of the day – the day, that Jimmy became a villain and Hermes, uh, destroyed him. You’re welcome.

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Timestamps: 41:49 - 54:08

P.S. The Stream was recorded on February 3rd 2023.

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I'm going to give you my own take on Jimmy’s Villain Arc one day (I need more time to write it down). My story is going to be different from Sausage's, this I can promise.

So you can wait for it and see for yourself.

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Have you ever thought about that "Avenue 5's" actions takes place forty years after the moment in which we live? So nowadays Ryan Clark is about twenty years old. That's, really interesting, I think.