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Guys, it doesn’t matter that it happened 2 month ago, our brother is still missing! We know how dangerous it is to be Black and alone in America. 

Let’s help to find him!

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🤖 all day

@ straight men who have the ability to read

CHOOSE A SITUATION

Note: in both of these situations you are living in the year 2030.

You own a car. You hate your job but the pay is pretty good. You work 9-10 hours a day, every weekday. You meet up with your friends on weekends (once every few months). You live in a place with 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Rent is $3000 a month. You have two male roommates. One of them is a NEET slob who sells MMO gold online and the other one is a Jamaican UPS preloader who sells coke and weed on the side (but never gets caught for some reason). You are dating a thin human female with an attractive face and soft hair. The relationship began after you slid in her DMs on Instagram. She has 26k followers. She’s a “fitness guru” and she makes decent money. She drinks a lot of water and she eats healthy foods. All of her male friends are more attractive than you are. She hates fast food joints. You get to decide how many dates you go on, but each date costs at least $250 (and you pay for everything every time…you never split the bill). If you don’t go on at least two dates every month, your girlfriend starts an argument with you. After each date you have a 35% chance of getting laid if you go back to her place. If you go back to your place, your chance of getting laid drops to 10% (partially because your girlfriend HATES your NEET roommate) and you have to pay for her cab home. You have a 90% chance of getting laid when she asks you for dick via hologram message two or three times a month.

You don’t own a car. You own a bike. You have a simple job with decent pay, and the office is within walking distance of your place. Your boss is very friendly and none of your coworkers are annoying. You work 7-8 hours a day, 5 days a week, but if you want to, you can work on Saturdays for 1.5x the amount you’d normally get paid (per hour). You have enough time for your hobbies. Sometimes you meet up with your friends on weekends or after work. You live in a small 1 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment with your girlfriend and rent is $750 a month. You are dating a new version of Sophia (the robot) and she looks exactly like a human being aside from the light blue rings around her irises and the bar code on her tongue. You don’t have to take her on dates but you can if you want to. She doesn’t need to eat. She doesn’t need to breathe so she can suck the hell outta your meat without stopping. She’s thick but she’s not too heavy, and her pussy has 5 vibration speeds. Also, she cooks a mean swordfish steak.

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Liu Yifei 刘亦菲

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⬆️👍🏾

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@naturally.endia

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Thats a whole dog....

What’s going on down there…

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Fuuuuuuck no

Do y'all even really like Mariah Carey?

Keep it a buck

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I like? Take one!

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This Guy Met His Groomsman IRL For The First Time On His Wedding Day After 15 Years Of Playing Xbox Together

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person: compliments me

me, fighting through 25 layers of self hatred:.........thank....you......

Accurate

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Niggas will call inanimate objects a hoe lol

Could you ask your female followers how one does define 'hoe' like a solid definition. Not the sexual part, but is being a hoe just being bad? Or is when a girl can't commit to a relationship?

Ain’t no solid definition bih

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Reblog if you’re BLACK TUMBLR ✊🏾

Need new followers, where you at fam ??

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New ringtone

Wiz Khalifa does Adele’s ‘Hello’ with a twist

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Black Love is so fucking beautiful

Reconnecting with you last year was one of the best things to happen to my life. Who would’ve thought that my old crush still had a thing for me 8 years later.. We went from flirting in different states to waking up next to each other almost every day. Thank you for a year of happiness, love, and endless adventures baby @deltv-flight … here’s to many more 💕✨

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Stack money but still act like you’re broke 2018.