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im gods weakest faggot

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Listening to Aahz talking about how he sees Skeeve as a second shot at being a dad. I’m sobbing hysterically.

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can this guy get out of my house

someone please get this guy out of my house. thanks.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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> "i dont like a lot of fictional women because there are very few well-rounded women in the genres i like"

> goes to blog

> main interest is dc comics

well now i know thats not true.

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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

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I’d like to clarify. I don’t think being loyal to your partner is sickening. This specific couple is just sickeningly cute. My bad.

bitches love my masculine whimsy

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What bitches, you have a boyfriend you’re sickeningly loyal to and no side chicks

bitches love my masculine whimsy

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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First is Geppetto at Pinocchio, Second is Viktor Frankenstein at the creature.

do u ever just