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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously
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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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what makes this funnier is this guy is a model dating a huge tiktok influencer now but Jim teacher will never leave him
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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