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Herpderp. I look like such a tard.

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Just kidding, that was not all.

He pretends to be a meathead just for me. Have to make you jealous of his 45 year old studliness. 

Jeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllloooooooouuuuuuuuussssssssssssss.

Seriously though.

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In case you were wondering, (which I'm SURE you weren't...)

He is still working on moving up here. 

I basically fell apart earlier today over the phone and made Him feel really bad, and followed up with a text reading

Thank you for being so understanding and patient with me. And as shitty as it is to say by text I do love you and don't ever want you to doubt it.

He replied with

your my baby. I love you too Annie.Feels nice :-)

and two seconds later He followed up with

your boyfriend is a happy crybaby

Despite his atrocious grammar I think I could still love Him. Like, forever. Like we've-already-talked-about-marriage-and-babymaking forever.

Thatisall.

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Heyya, long time no see - you okay?

My goodness yes! I moved to a place with  no internet so I'm not online as much as I used to be. I also got bored with this tumblr because as it turns out my life is very boring.

You can follow me at wannakickit.tumblr.com which is the one I more frequently use.

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She's so rebellious. Next thing you know she'll be having tattooed babies!

My dad when my mom told him that I'm staying in Idaho instead of moving to Santa Barbara for school.

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Reason #1 I wish my brother hadn't relapsed: I would send him this.

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Got a job at a sex toy shop

boo-yah

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Getting a 6 month old heifer today

y not?

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Might be playing a gig tonight.

The Liquid in downtown Boise (WHY IS EVERY VENUE ON 8TH ST??? I FUCKING HATE 8TH ST WITH A FIERY PASSION!!!)

But really, isn't it common courtesy to let your band mates know more than a couple of hours in advance when you're going to play a show? I texted one of the MC's asking if we're playing tonight and he replied with "Ummmmmm". That's helpful, thanks. Maybe it's just the MC's tonight without the group. I hope, I'm fucking tired. I don't want to have to deal with the stress that comes with being near 8th St. Seriously.

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Spent 5 hours in the ER today

those doctors are fucking morons.

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damnhedonist:

i really want to be able to use the phrase “too late, hot plate!” but can’t think of an acceptable situation in which to say it

my life is so hard

Someone walks in as you finish the last of [their favorite food].

Too late, hot plate!

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Waiting for the hydrocodone to kick in...

If this is any worse tomorrow I'm probably going to make a trip to the ER. This is seriously ridiculous.

And the worst part? No one interesting is online for me to bitch at, and He didn't answer His phone when I called.

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I feel like I might just piss out my uterus

MY LORD my hip hurts, and it's creeping in toward my lower inside abdomen. It's bruised all to hell and slightly swollen. Birth control by martial arts?

And earlier it was shooting down through my leg and into my foot. But now it's just my back and arms in addition to my hip. Whine, whine, whine. Whimper.

(This is what I do for fun, kids.)

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Oh, California

I had hoped that by the time I got back you would have gotten over Taylor Swift and carpool lanes. Unfortunately all you did was add in express lanes in addition.

But there is a positive side of California. 65mph actually means 75mph (although 70mph means you're on 5 and will get busted by a fucking airplane.

The people here are so much different too. In Idaho when I go to WalMart in a tank top and sweatpants I get people saying "oh, is it summer?" I get stares down the aisles if I'm wearing shorts.

Yesterday I was waiting at Little Ceasar's and my shirt did not entirely cover my stomach. E started saying she's gonna make me tan 'cause I'm so fucking pale. I looked at her and rolled my shirt up above my waist. "That's not trashy" she said. I shrugged and said that that's okay because honestly I don't give a shit.

Some guy (mid-30's and scruffy) turned, looked at us, and said, "That's cool, I don't give a shit either!" I rolled my shirt up further and said, "Cool you should roll your shirt up to your bra too."

Then he made some comment about if my pants were any lower he might have to [something to do with grabbing his crotch but I didn't catch what he said.] 

I told him that he could've been arrested for saying that a few days ago.

I'm such white trash. Luckily I really don't give a shit. It's cool by me.

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Oh, and I brushed my teeth at Peet's this morning.

I was locked out of the house last night because when I got there at 12am I came to find that Emily's key wasn't where she said she hid it. And she wouldn't pick up her phone. And I don't think she told the family that I was going to be staying there anyway and so I probably would have scared them and be beaten down with a baseball bat or some shit.

So I had to call Him. Slept in the kid's bed 'cause he's with the X. But His mama hates me so I had to slip in ninja style. And then I had to leave before she woke up. 

That's okay though because I woke up at like 6am because my mouth tasted so bad (all I had yesterday was immense amounts of sugar, cigarettes, and coffee.) Hence my tooth brushing at Peet's.

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I'm pretty sure I've posted this picture somewhere online (be it myspace, facebook, or tumblr) every year for the past 6 years.

I'm such a fucking loser.

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My teacher asked me to write a paper for him.

Oh yeah, I'm cool. Hopefully I can get him to pay me for it.