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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

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screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off

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doing some idea art while i can

(semester just started a week ago and already dying)

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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This one got me good 🤣

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post canon first date

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we are everywhere 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

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"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

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im wine drunk and in tears over this garfield

fucking look at him

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself

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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

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some more old art from the archive

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I saw someone do a #labru version of this but now I can't find it. If you know who I'm talking about let me know.

An ode to all the beautiful Nezhas I see all over XHS I want them all to have an Aobing to ship them with. Lol

#oubing #aobing #nezha #shangmeioubing