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When you stand eye to eye
And you scream real wide
That's a moray
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forbidden neil the rat photos
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insert obligatory "if i had a nickel for every time my favorite character on an amazon original tv show was a snake demon, I'd have two nickels. which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice." joke here
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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever
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baby's first pride | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SEASON FIVE
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just realized the joke about crowley driving really fast is that he's a speed demon
#this is my “ive connected the dots” moment#its the extent of my literary analysis abilities#good omens#crowley#aziraphale
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The shrimp in the mixed caridina tank do so well. They love their mulberry leaf sticks and the green algae I was to lazy to remove.
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Good Omens S1E1 | S2E6
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girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual
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He's just an Angel... I know.
Good Omens (2019-)
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i wanna hold hands in a place like this
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theres a concert on in the stadium near where i live and i swear to god i just heard the guy yell "YIPPIE!" before the beat drop
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I want a bad recipe embedded on my tombstone. I want people to be confused with the recipe and try to make it. I want it to turn out horrible and for them to be confused why my gravestone recipe is inedible. I will cackle beyond the grave at them trying to recreate my dish and failing to make anything edible. My final prank.
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