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Yall this dude cracked me up everytime he was on screen! But a good mans
This guy. i like him so much
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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Leon: *sitting in his office, after being beat by a 10 year old* you know... the battle tower is great and all but...
His secretary, who is forced to talk to the bored Chairman: *sighs* But what, sir?
Leon:*hops up out of his chair, excited* I GOT AN IDEA!! ILL MEET YOU AT WYNDON! *runs out*
His secretary: *calls Leon's s/o* yes... he just ran out again... To Wyndon...
#leon is a dumbass#but a sweet one#i just got to the galarian tournament#and i feel like he was bored#leon sh#leon swsh#leon sw#leon pokemon
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I'm not ashamed to say it: when I first saw Leon, I openly asked who the loser with the cape was.
Now, I swear I'm a simp for the man. The amount of serotonin I get when seeing is face is too great.
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Issa Sandshew guys
jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin
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If requests are still open, how about some Leon kissing hcs? How he likes to kiss, kisses he likes to receive, whatever comes to mind.
Leon Kissing Headcanons
Lee LOVES physical affection
He generally initates it
A simple kiss on the lips is his favorite, for he is a simple man
But a deep, passionate kiss, like french kissing, sends him over the moon
He loves for you to sit in his lap and take his face in your hands, making him look up at you
And just kiss him nice and slow
It pulls him away from working
Lee will pull you to him and just smother you with kisses all over your face
When he's not at work or doing paperwork, he likes to hide around the house, and ambush you with kisses
He'll even go through the process of wrestling you down to smother you in his love!!
You like to give him cheek kisses, when he's cooking
Good luck kisses are a MUST!!
They help clear his head and win battles
And never hesitate to ask him for one
He loves giving them!!
Hand kisses, he loves to take your hands in his and kiss them
He loves how small (or big) they are
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So what's up you guys! I've decided to open up requests, and matchups! My own brain is kinda dry for thinking up stuff. I'm not a minor, so you can request nsfw stuff. I'll write for any of the gym leaders. Or anyone else in the Pokémon world. Yes, that includes the anime.
#raihan#leon#piers swsh#pokemon sword#pokemon shield#match ups#requests#brain kinda ded#nessa#milo pokemon#piers#gordie pokemon#bea pokemon
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The Trinity with an S/O that has a Legendary Pokémon
Piers:
The moment you met Piers, his Obstagoon was in love with you
The big ol Pokémon loved your gentle hands
After dating for a few weeks, Piers had asked you about your own Pokémon
"Honey, where are your Pokémon? I've never seen you with your own..." he trailed off, giving you a side eyed look
You froze
Giving him an awkward smile, you answered
"..... I have one.... but it-" you didn't get to finish
Your Darkrai felt your uncomfortably, and popped out of its pokeball
And pushed you away from Piers and Obstagoon
Glaring at them and staying in front of you
You gave Piers another crooked smile
"See? My Pokémon..."
Que "jazz hands"
Piers was shocked, he looked over the legendary nightmare Pokémon
"It... how?"
You shrugged, "it just started following me one day... and it agreed to become my partner."
Darkrai just glared at the male, almost giving a disgusted look at Piers
You cooed gently at the Legendary, soothing its glare as it turned its gaze on to you.
It gave another little glance at Piers, then back at you, silently asking you if you were ok
"Darkrai, this is Piers, my boyfriend. And he means us no harm. Ok?"
The Pokémon let out a grunt, and stood to the side a bit
You smiled at Piers, who looked at you, his sweet s/o
And tried to compare you to this.... dark, dark Pokémon
"I suppose he was attracted to your light. Like me." He glanced at you
You felt your face flush and turned away and mumbled a 'thank you'
Piers took your hand in his, not looking at you
But you knew he was happy, due to giving your hand a tight squeeze
Darkrai on the other side of you, let out a huff
Which made you let out a giggle, gently patting it on the shoulder
It would take some getting used to but your dark good bois would soon get along.
Raihan
The Dragon Man stared at you...
Mostly at your belt, where one pokeball sat
You were cooking at your shared campsite
And felt his stare on you
"Rai. Stop staring at my-"
"For once, I'm not staring at your ass. Why do you have one pokeball? Just ONE?!"
Then he pointed at his own Pokémon, that were playing nearby
"They need a new friend!" He pouted abit at you, crossing his arms
You looked at Raihan, "Babe. I dont want you to spook it."
He rolled his eyes, "Spook it? Really? I-"
He didn't finish
Rayquaza popped out of its pokeball
Letting out a loud roar, then looked at Raihan
The Dragon Man had sparkles in his eyes
"YOUR POKÉMON IS RAYQUAZA!?"
The big dragon shrunk at the loud man, cowering behind you
The dragon never liked loud noises
You made a face at Rai, and gently petted your soft dragon
"Its not used to humans being loud. Thats why I didn't want to introduce you yet."
Rayquaza made quiet cooing noises, nudging itself closer to you
Raihan stood away abit, wiggling a bit, too excited to meet your only Pokémon
"Its too cute! Why haven't-" he stopped when you glared at him
He took a look at the dragon
The large Pokémon was quivering and trying to hide behind you
He frowned, 'This is the Pokémon that stopped Groudon and Kyogre from fighting?'
He quieted down and sat on a log, as you calmed down your partner
Once Rayquaza calmed down, it looked at the man, still a bit frightened at the loud small (Well compared to Rayquaza) human
Not wanting to make you angry or spook the Legendary, Rai turned his attention to the curry
The Dragon Pokémon looked at you, for reassurance
You gave it a nod, "He's just excited to meet you."
Taking another look at the, now quiet, man, Rayquaza, leaned it's head down, giving Rai a curious sniff
Rai looked up, giving your Pokémon a look over, and his eyes lit up, realizing the dragon was getting closer
Though this time Raihan didn't move, he let Rayquaza come to him
He held the ladle up, to let Rayquaza check out the curry
The Dragon Pokémon lapped up the small bit of curry
Happy with the taste, Rayquaza nudged Rai, asking for more
You stepped in, gently pushing the dragon away, "No, its not done yet. But go meet Rai's Pokémon. Go play."
Rayquaza looked at you then at Raihan, its lip quivering a bit
Raihan put his hands up, "Their the boss here, but don't worry, my partners are nice."
Rayquaza gave a happy growl, as you patted its side and it floated shyly over to play
Flygon and Duraludon moving closer to the shy dragon
The pair greeted Rayquaza, inviting it to play
"You had a Legendary Space Dragon, hanging from your belt. And never said anything to me about it. I'm honestly hurt."
You rolled your eyes, "your immediate reaction, is what I was afraid of, Rai. I knew that you'd get too hype about meeting it."
Raihan stood, letting the curry simmer, and pulled you close
"Im sorry but THAT," he pointed to your Pokémon playing with his own, "is fucking amazing."
You gave him a kiss, "Im glad you like it then. Hopefully it'll warm up to you more."
"Oh, plan on it!"
Leon
Lee noticed you cutting dates short
And didn't want to assume anything
But the amount of time you spent away from him was starting to alarm him
You both would be chillin at home or walking around together
And you'll just say "Oh! Babe, I need to leave, I have something to take care of."
AND YOU'D JUST LEAVE!!
Honestly, that's what he was supposed to do...
He hurts his own feelings when you say you gotta go
Leon gets lost in his head, racking up the different things you could be doing
And all of them go from good to bad to worse, in minutes
So one day, he decides to follow you!
Yes, brilliant plan, as long as he doesn't get lost in the process
So when you cut your guys lunch date short, Lee and Charizard followed you
Yes, his backup plan is to have Charizard keeping an eye out for you too
You led them to a clearing (unknowingly)
Smiling you reached in your bag and pulled out a pokeball
Leon perked up at this
It hit him
He had never seen YOU with a Pokémon!
You threw your pokeball in the air
Releasing Giratina, The Renegade Pokémon
The Ghost Dragon gave a coo at your sight, and bent its head down to nuzzle you
You giggled and gave the dragon's head a kiss
Leon, couldn't contain himself anymore
He stepped out from his hiding place
Charizard following
"Babe! You have a Legendary Pokémon!" He spoke, slowly walking to your side
Giratina wasn't having it
It stepped over you protectively, growling at Leon
Charizard reacted, pushing Leon behind him, sending a growl of his own
Lee patted Charizard, calming his friend
You did the same, gently speaking to Giratina, patting it's leg
The moments that followed were a bit awkward, silence hitting the clearing
Leon bit his lip, and looked at you
"So this is where you've been running off too?"
You nodded, "y-yeah. I wanted Giratina to get used to your presence before meeting you...."
Leon nodded, turning fully to you and your Pokémon
"Well, Giratina, I'm Leon. Your trainer's boyfriend. And I wanna be your friend too."
Giratina looked at Leon, then to Charizard
Charizard gave an encouraging nod, signaling that his partner was really genuine
Giratina leaned it's head down towards Leon, looking the man in the eyes
Lee gave the Pokémon a smile, and slowly reached his hand out
The Ghost Type looked at the hand, then closed its eyes, meeting the Champion's hand half way
Then quickly pulled back and turned, letting you and Leon step closer to one another
"I think that went well." You smiled, hugging Leon
He returned the hug, as Charizard walked over and sat in front of Giratina
The two Pokémon started to "talk" letting out soft growls and roars at one another
You and Leon sat a bit aways from them
The Champion still in awe of the Legendary
"How-"
You cut him off, "I was in the Sinnoh region visiting a friend, and I happened across it... odd I i know but... it was kind enough to want to be my friend I suppose. So... yeah..."
Leon looked at you, still in awe, "I knew you were amazing, but..." he trailed off gesturing to the, now relaxed Giratina
You chuckled, "Yeah I know..."
Leon smiled and gave you a kiss on the cheek
"Well now we can all sit together!"
Giratina and Charizard turned their attention to you both
The Ghost let out a roar, as if agreeing with Leon
I'm chose the Pokémon for this one, and personally Giratina is my favorite after Charizard. Charmander was my very first Pokémon, for Fire Red. Plus I thought it was a fun idea.
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The Holy Trinity in a fight
Piers
He dont really like getting into fights, but will definitely finish them
Unlike Raihan and Leon, he doesn't care about his reputation
He'll hurt someone over you and Marnie
But he won't start fights
So it's usually started by you (his s/o) getting drunk or some asshole hitting on you
Piers is quick to the jump, if your drunk
But if not he stays back, cause you can take care of yourself
Push come to shove, he pushes you to the side, and handles it
He doesn't mind when your drunk
But when you try to start trouble, he tries to drag you away
To no avail, you manage to break free and assault the asshole
Sighing, he waits to see how it plays out
(1) you beat this person
Or (2) he has to step in
And when he steps in he has quite the haymaker
My guy has a one hitter quitter
Hims skinny but he's got the greatest right uppercut
After decommissioning the bastard, he heaves you over his shoulder and carries you home.
Raihan
6'8 of giant
So not to many people try to start shit with the Dragon Man
Or you for that matter
But it happened once, before he could get it out that you guys were together
But it happened like this:
You both were walking around a grocery store
Getting snacks for your movie night
You split up in the store: "Divide and Conquer!"
That's what you boyfriend said
So your getting drinks, and this person slides up next to you
You know, all "smooth" and what not
Shooting their shot, they asked, "hey hot stuff, need something to cool you off?"
You rolled your eyes, and scoffed, pushing past them to find your boyfriend
They followed bothering you, with dumb pick up lines
Confused you couldn't find your sweet giant
Rai had noticed the person hitting on you
He had been stealthily watching the pair of you
He wanted to see what you were going to do
Anyways, the person bothering you didn't let up, only to push harder with their advances
You turned on them and let loose your anger, telling telling to fuck off or your boyfriend would handle them
The person just laughed at your outburst
Only pissing you off more, you threw down your drinks and took a swing
Tagging the person in the jaw
Raihan just about lost it, about to burst out laughing
When the person stumbled backwards and looked at you shocked
When they got ready to retaliate, that's when Rai stepped in
He walked up behind the person, tapping them in the shoulder
" 'scuse me. But thats my (girlfriend/boyfriend). You hit them, I'll hit you."
The person glared at him and swung
Rai took a step in, grabbing the person's arm and put them in a simple arm lock
"Ok. I lied, hitting you would make me look bad..."
Which was true, the Dragon Type Gym Leader, beating up someone?
It dont look good.
He tossed the person to the side, then smiled at you
Then sent the person a glare, you know, his battle one?
This sent the person slinking away
He dont start fights but your big ol man will finish them
Leon
Everyone sees him as too sweet to fight, unless he's on the battlefield.
But that's not the case
As an older brother and the "man" of his family, he's got a very bit protective streak
He's always been quick to jump infront of others
And you being his first (s/o), he's really possessive over you
Not in a bad way though, and he knows you can handle yourself
That and he's the Champion, so he can't have that kind of media attention on him.
Like Piers, he'll do anything for you and Hop
Lee can get quite rageful
You actually have to calm your sweet boi down
And it's less of a fight and more like a... K.O.
Hims a really stronk boi
So the moment someone disrespects you, he's ready to throw hands
The person was said something along the lines of, "wow the person who STOLE the Champ from the fans."
Or they touched you inappropriately...
So when said person said or did, something out of the way to you, he just swung, nailing the offender in the jaw
Surprised you looked at Leon and then the person on the ground
Lee was furious, heavy breathing and all
You pulled him away before too many people showed up
Once away, he finally calmed down
Back to his usual self, pretending that nothing happened
You kept your mouth shut about it, happy that there was no other people around
Lee in the other hand was happy to get ice cream
I'm not a big Piers fan but I do appreciate the guy. And I seen them three tagged as the "Holy Trinity" so there you go.
#leon swsh#raihan swsh#piers swsh#raihan#leon#piers#the holy trinity#of sword and sheild anyways#leon x s/o#raihan x s/o#piers x s/o#leon x reader#raihan x reader#piers x reader#pokemon swsh#pokemon sword#pokemon sheild
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I finally got em! Too cute!
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Leon: *falling over his cape* Oof! Fuckin... thing! *waves it around, angry*
Raihan:*looks up from phone* why do you wear it again? Like you NEVER take it off unless we battle... and sometimes not even then.
Leon: *glaring at his cape* Rose thinks it's good to wear my sponsorships.... so everyone can see them... I hate this shit, I've been wearing the same damned outfit since I was a kid...
Raihan: *laughing* the disrespect!
Leon:*looks at Raihan, throws his hands up* I KNOW!! THE DRIP IS WEAK!!
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Just some Headcanons for Leon
Is himbo, but not totally himbo
Needs glasses but wears contacts, cause Raihan told him he looked like a nerd
But at home and in his office he wears them
Refuses to wear his glasses outside of those two places
Hop actually prefers when his brother can see
Him not having his contacts in, is the biggest reason he gets lost
Also, he's not good with landmarks or receiving directions (in general)
They go in one ear and out the other
Head empty, no thoughts
Easily makes friends, so he always has someone to call when he gets lost
He mostly calls three people: Raihan, Hop or his S/O
He calls his S/O as a last resort
He dont want to seem like an idiot (but that's why the love him, well partly)
Eats pokesnacks. (You know how some people try dog snacks before giving them to their dogs? No? It's just me? Ok... well he does that.)
He claims it's "if I like them so will the pokemon." But he actually enjoys the pokesnacks.
Pokepuffs are his favorites. (Citrus and Mocha to be exact)
His S/O doesn't mind this (or you do idk up to you)
Has a habit of leaving his things laying around, but not like in the way you would like
Example: he'll leave his keys in the oddest of places.... like in the bathroom, in the medicine cabinet
Then will spend hours looking for them.
Looks like hims stronk, him is stronk.
Like unreasonably strong
Tends to forget that he's this strong
He'll be helping clean and see his S/O struggling to move something, and will walk over and lift (whatever it is) like it's nothing
His S/O just stares 👀
"What?"
"You... Lee, your too damn stronk."
Um, my big PHAT opinion, but he's a Libra. (And as a Libra I can attest to this.)
Seeing as he's super friendly,outgoing going and very much a people person!
But uh... lets not forget the airheaddedness or the lack of general direction...
But Lee is a good person, with wholesome intentions.
And a wonderful teacher, might i add
We know about the battle tower, but he also holds a small children's class
This is to help kids understand Pokémon better
He teaches battle training and bonding
A firm believer of bonding with your Pokémon makes them stronger
Really enjoys kids
He likes their energy and open mindedness!
So uh... S/O be prepared for baby fever...
(Have some NSFW, cause I'm a simp and I love this man)
Oof. This man is... quite large
He's a thick 6.5
And he dont know how to use it
Sweet mans never been with anyone
So you have to teach him... or if you dont know, it's a fun learning experience for the both of you!
Everything for him starts off sweet and soft...
But the Champ can get quite excited and rough...
Switch energy, and loves it when you take control
But don't mistake this for him being like this all the time
Will break out of his role, from sub to dom, like a light switch
He's the Champion of Galar, so he's used to getting what he wants
Breeding kink... it drives him wild, thinking about you all full of his seed
Oh, and cause he's so pent up, he will drop loads of cum in you
Loves to watch his semen leak out of you
Likes to lightly choke
He's open to doing other things, but nothing too extreme
He doesn't like seeing you hurt, but if you absolutely BEG for it, he'll ablige
Sadist at heart, really. He loves seeing you whine and whimper under him
He's a fucking tease. So that's a plus.
As he cums, he hold your hand tight
Gasping out praises to you
King of aftercare
Bath, snacks and cuddles
I think that's it for now....
#leon x y/n#leon swsh#leon x you#yeet my feedings#no i didnt project my own personally on to him....#ok maybe i did
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Leon: *standing in the middle of the wild area, confused* W-Where am I?
Y/N: *on the phone* Dummy. Just- ugh... Im coming to get you.
Leon:*looks at phone* No,no,no!! I GOT THIS!! *hangs up*
~many hours later~
Y/N: *phone rings, picks up* L-Leon! Whe-
Leon: *sobbing* h-help me...
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