#brain kinda ded

[daddy-ul]

Every time I see a video with James Hetfield's notebooks for lyrics I am claimed by an indescribable rage.

BECAUSE 👏🏻 WE 👏🏻 COULD 👏🏻 HAVE 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 ALL!!!!

*taps furiously St. Anger booklet*

AND INSTEAD IS JUST A RANDOM FONT PRINTED KINDA SMALL!!!!!!!!!!

- This post is brought to you by booklet enthusiast united (me) and frothing Metallica fans who enjoy philology a normal amount I swear (still me)

But, like, for real: I know booklet costs money and (basically) nobody in the west wants to invest so much in cd packaging, but!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

Please understand me, who had to see with their own eyes the page dedicated to HALO ON FIRE, with all the words the spacing, THE BIG DOODLE OVER THEM, and wanted to eat it all without chewing once, while I couldn't for the life of me tell you what's on the page of the official booklet for the song.

[goldbvrned]

"I do not like being in this region." despite the aggravated tone, there's a shakiness to it that belies a certain amount of fear; he looks towards the unmoving storm in the far distance as if it would claim him one day. "Too much... electricity."

@visionkept - unprompted

[seased]

if you wanna see what ded shit ive been up to in the mean time, actually i peeled them and made all my headcanons into an OBVIOUS DERIVATIVE oc for joking around, named 636

idk if i'll ever do real shit with 6er but i think theyre funny

[yussuna]

IM LOSING MY MINDDDDDD

[imvgincs]

                                ❛⠀it's   not   about   the   money,   you   idiot,⠀❜     she   snaps   back   instantly.   ordering   something   that   big   discreetly   had   been   a   nightmare,   and   here   he was   wanting   her   to   do   it   again.   acting   like   online   orders   would   be   a   breeze   when   she   was   a   literal   'missing   person'.   everything   had   been   fine   until   ash   decided   to   mess   things   up,   just   like   he   always   did.     ❛⠀and   besides,   it's   your   fault   i   don't   have   it   anymore.⠀❜     she   makes   sure   to   punctuate   that   it   was   his   fault.   because   it   was.     ❛⠀the   least   you   could   do   is   replace   it.⠀❜    she   watches   the   bartender   come   back   empty-handed,   her   mood   darkening   as   the   other   orders   her   a   water   instead.   sooji   can't   help   but   hate   him   for   it.     ❛⠀destroying   my   chair,   stealing   my   drink,   and   ruining   my   night,⠀❜     she   ticks   off   with   sarcastic   cheer.     ❛⠀what's   next?   screw   over   the   rest   of   my   weekend too?⠀❜    

"Don't tell me you're still butt-hurt over your stupid chair," disbelief colors his voice, followed by a dry laugh. He can't believe she's still hung up on their last encounter. Well, he can, but he still feels mildly offended over it, even if he may have no right to. "With all that money you're scamming, isn't pocket change to buy another one of your loser seats," he mocks, pulling his hand back to his side. His affection for her has long run its course as they are back to their squabbling. However, when the bartender returns with his scotch and not her alcoholic sugar concoction, a sense of satisfaction settles within him before he orders her a water. Hydrating could do her good. "But, don't worry. Money comes easy for people like me," Kyumin's entire life, all he had to do was take what he wanted. Life was simple for him that way. Having her beside him was merely living proof of that.

[kitteacloud]

Just some small snippets from my Batfamily Group chat notes. Aka. Chaotic family moments with no where to go. I've ignored the nicknames for now so it's easier to read but I'll add them at the end so it's known ദ്ദി˶•̀֊•́)��

Jason - Death is mearly a social construct

Dick - Jay No.

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Jason - Tim needs a new brain.

Tim - Okay whore. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jason - HOMOPHOBIA.

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Tim - Hey Jay, can you come bail me out?

Bruce - Bail you out?

Tim - oh fuck-

Tim - wrong chat.

Bruce - Tim what fo you mean bail you out.

Bruce - Timothy.

Bruce- Timothy Jackson Wayne-Drake. Answer me right now.

Jason - oooo someone's in trouble.

Tim - (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

Bruce - answer your phone.

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Bruce - @tim pick up the phone.

Tim- Give me a minute i cant find my phone.

Bruce- okay.

Dick- ....

Damian - Father please.

Bruce- what?

Jason - oh my fucking gods.

Bruce - ...

Bruce - Tim you're a terrible child. You're killing me. You're killing your father.

Babs - Tim can't answer the phone he's too busy laughing too hard he's on the floor crying.

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Tim - Whybatmanisafurry. Doc

Jason - where is the link. 

Jason - WHERE IS THE LINK

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Tim- Okay but like, we have Man Bat, Batman, what about mothman? 

Dick - Not this again. Tim- 

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Tim- oh my fricken gods. 

Tim-Guys 

Tim- guys

Steph- what soud

Steph- spud*

Tim- soud

Steph- i will kill you

Dick- wait spud?? 

Steph- like potato and bud

Dick- ... O k a?? 

Steph- you wont get it

Steph- boomer. 

Dick- BOOMER

Dick- BOOMER???? BITCH WHAT??? 

Jason- omgs he is- 

Dick- IM NOT

Tim- this is all fun and stuff but you're not paying attention to me. ˶ˊᜊˋ˶

Jason- dickhead is boomer, gen z is Me, Cas, Tim and Steph. Then gen x is Duke and Damian.

Steph- Holy shit

Dick- IM NOT- SKSOSIF I cakisfi

Steph- ah he ded

Damian- not again. 

Jason- WHEEZR

Tim- I hate you all. 

Jason- your fault Timber, shoulda just send the whole text. 

Tim- forgive me for getting excited. 

Steph- go ahead boyfriend, Dick will be down for the count for a while. 

Dick- im fine. Just have a crisis over how old i am. Its all good. 

Jason- okay boomer. 

Dick - MEET ME BEING DENNYS YOU PIECE OF-

Jason- Bet

Tim- ᓀ‸ᓂ

Tim- i found a good movie for us to watch toniggt. Damian will love it, 

Steph- if you suggest Hatchi again-

Tim- listen i was emotionally distraught and needed to cry. 

Dick -Damian and Jason were sobbing. There was destruction. Bruce and alfred had to stop Damian from going to japan and adopting every dog. 

Tim- yeah, but he loved the movie. 

Damain- it was traumatising. Howevee it was pretty satisfying. 

Tim- plus he got another dog out of it. 

Damian- that i did. 

Jason- whats the movie Timoline. Dick and i have a date with fists planned. 

Tim- Not Caroline you bitch. But its spirit. 

Steph- huh

Jason- o o h-

Dick- oh!!!! Why didnt we think of that before??? 

Damain- spirit? Like spirited away? 

Tim- no!! This ones about a horse. Its honestlh incredible and youlll love it i promise. 

Damian - sad? 

Tim- kinda but its got a good ending and no animals die. 

Jason- hey Dickie wanna postpone our fight? 

Dick- hell yeah! Ill go grab some more snacks. 

Cass- steph and i will be home soon. 

Tim- ill go grab the dvd from my apartment. 

Jason- i can pick you up omw to the manor? 

Tim- thanks! 

Tim- someone let Duke, babs, Alfie and B know. 

Steph- @ everyone

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Tim- 'whybatmanneedstgerapy. Powerpoint'

Jason- WHERES THE POWERPOINT COWARD

No idea if any of that was interesting lol. But for the nicknames this is what I had;

Damian, A knife. No!!

Dick, twinkle toes.

Tim, Crippling depression

Jason, Zombie

Alfred, Alfred

Bruce, Batdad

Cass, vibe check

Steph, can i please get a waffle.

Babs, big brother

Duke. Glowstick

And an honourable mention because I found this so funny-

Young just us 

Currently - Musk-cat-teers

Tim, Lady Barbecue

Bart, Abbey Birthday

Cassie, Duchess Ivana Party 

Kon,  Countess Hedda Lettuce 

[kiwismitten]

Tired words | Wriothesley x GN!reader

Angst/comfort: Being the frontlines for the whole country’s fate can really make a man lose sleep. After the events that took place, and the sudden return of his lover he’s very snippy.

spoilers: main fontaine archon quest!

CW: yelling , reader almost ded , wriothesley kinda ooc (let me know if i missed anything!)

words: 1751

The halls of the Fortress of Meropide have never felt colder as you make your way to your boyfriend’s office. The events of the days before fresh in everyone’s mind. The incident in Poisson only a few days before your return.

You were on an academic trip to Sumeru, learning about the herbal medicines and picking up some fruits and herbs to bring back to Fontaine. As soon as the steam bird articles showed up at your host home’s door the night of the incident, you apologized and began packing your bags. You’ve never moved with such haste. Of course you know about the prophecy, and Wriothesley had told you before he didn’t even know if he was Fontainian and joked a ton about getting turned into water alongside everyone else. You personally, just weren’t willing to let him take that chance.

The rushed trip back still felt like it took twice as long as the venture there. Jogging through the city with your bag still on your back, listening to depressing conversations from the other citizens about their impending fate. Frantically, you reach the Fortress entrance, and make your way down.

That’s how you ended up standing outside your boyfriend’s office, anxiety coursing through your body. Even the fortress was in disarray. Your soft knocks on the door earn no response, so you slowly push the heavy doors open with a loud creek.

“Darling?” Your voice echos through the bottom floor, your eyes gazing over everything before landing on the strange staircase going further down that you never noticed before.You drop your bags at the door before cautiously venturing down. “Wriothesley?”

A strong hand grabs your shoulder from behind you making you gasp.

“What are you doing?” He looks exhausted, his tone of voice far from the playful, carefree Wriothesley you’ve grown attached to. Sounding closer to how he addresses inmates. Heat fills your torso with joy, seeing he’s okay, and you fling yourself at him wrapping your arms around him.

“You’re okay…” His normal scowl doesn’t leave his face. Different again since his face normally softens at your contact.

“Yes, yes I’m okay what are you doing here.” He says the bags under his eyes more pronounced than normal, sparking worry in your brain.

“I heard what happened in Poisson, and I left early,” You stood in front of him staring up at his towering figure. He sighs, wiping his face with his wrapped hand. His exhaustion seemed to be weighing on him harder at your statement.

“Why.. did you have to come back now?” he pinched the bridge of his nose between his pointer finger and thumb. Your joy falters at his display.

“What do you mean darling..” Your arms fall to your sides. He stares at your form, his eyes piercing through you.

“I mean I thought with you away I'd have one less thing to worry about,” Venom laces his words. “Especially coming to the fortress during times like this, I thought I’d finally be able to focus on the prophecy, but now with you here you’ll need me to be with you so often.” Your heart jumps to your throat. He’s never been so cold to you. Has he always seen being with you as a chore, or is it just the high stress of the current situation. The emotions thick in the air make it difficult to think rationally. The salty air filling your lungs feels heavy and overwhelming.

“I’ll get out of the way.. I just wanted to make sure you were okay,” Glancing down at your feet.

“Well I am. Now please, I have very important matters to get to.” He pushes past you mumbling under his breath. Stunned in silence, soft tears well in your eyes, but you refuse to let them fall. Slowly, you made your way out of the fortress to stay at a small hotel.

You stayed at the hotel for the night, before the news of an archon going on trial reaches you in the morning. News travels fast in Fontaine, especially when there’s always a journalist creeping in the background. Deciding that staying and rotting in a hotel isn’t how you want to spend your first full day home, and you take a short stroll through the bustling streets. It’s as if no one really minds their impending fate. After reaching the opera epiclese you sit at one of the benches by the fountain. Staring into the water you smile remembering all the times you and Wriothesley sat at the near by benches eating together after his work. How you would lean your head on his shoulder listening to the soft roar of water as it cycles through, but if you were to melt into the sea now, it would be knowing that he brushed you away for being worried about him. A sigh escapes your lips as you continue your stroll, and eventually it gets interrupted by a crowd of people trickling out of the opera house. Gossiping amongst themselves about the archon, and not even batting an eye at the soft patter of rain on pavement.

The rain starts to pick up at an alarming rate, making people rush off under trees, and any form of cover they could find. A somber look rises to your face. “Is this it?” You take a seat on your normal bench, getting soaked in the pelting rain feeling the rain pool at your feet closing your eyes and letting the joyful memories flow through you.

All you really remember is the feeling of water picking you up. Floating through with a peaceful look on your face.Then a graceful arm wrapping around you and bringing you up, and you were suddenly in the air able to breath once again before everything went black.

Waking up in the fortress is never really a heart-warming experience. Especially when it’s in the cold clinical setting of the infirmary. The blurry metallic ceiling is the first thing you see, the bronze color only familiar to the fortress, so you’re immediately aware of where you are. You try to sit up, only to get pushed down by the smaller head nurse.

“Y/N be careful please, you’ve been out for a whole day you’re still healing.” Sigewinne frets over you holding her sticker covered clipboard.

“I feel fine,” You sit up in your bed, feeling the exhaustion hit you. You look around the other beds full of inmates. “I just need some food in me, and I’ll be right as rain.” a smile sheepishly crosses your face at the small joke. Sigewinne frowns and huffs as you pick at the various vital trackers attached to you. She helps a bit and takes out your IV.

“Just like his grace said you would,” you tense at the mention of him forcing a smile. “Just stay here he said to grab him as soon as you’re awake.” Eyes widening, you wait for her to leave before pulling the sheets off of yourself and rushing out of the infirmary. Your vision still blurry from the lack of food. Rushing through the halls, you stop at the canteen, smiling at Bran who waves you over.

“Ah y/n here for your welfare meal?” He smiles softly at your tired form before turning behind him to grab one of the nicer meals. “Courtesy of his grace, eat up.” You slip behind one of the many boxes before sitting on the floor and opening the delicious meal.

Wriothesley walks ahead of Sigewinne his heavy steps unmistakable. When he reaches the infirmary and sees your bed empty he curses under his breath. Sigewinne sighs pouting.

“I did ask them to stay your grace, but they did act weird when I mentioned I was fetching you,” Irritated he walks out, going immediately to the gardes who rat you out immediately.

Too immersed in your delicious food you don’t even notice the heavy steps approaching the canteen.

“What can I do for you your grace,” You stop mid-chew peeking out from the top of the box.

“Have you seen y/n I’m looking for them,” his voice has the carefree energy that you missed so much. His eyes dart around the canteen before meeting yours behind the box before you could duck under again. “Ah, never mind, bran.” his heavy steps approach the box, his shadow looming over as you pop back up looking at your hands. He places a heavy hand on your head.

“Wriothesley,” you say breathlessly, tears threatening to fall again. At the break of your voice, he scoops you into his arms his long strides carrying you to his office. He wraps his arms around you as you feel small water droplets fall onto your clothes.

“y/n..” his voice cracks. You’ve never seen him break down like this, he’s the strong one, the one that never lets his strength falter. “I was so scared, i’m so sorry, I should’ve never said any of that shit to you, I was so stressed out after the fortress almost collapsed to the prophecy. I wasn’t getting enough sleep I was exhausted and I took it out on you. I’m so fucking sorry.” Seeing him crumble on top of you was heart-wrenching. His rambling spilling through his lips as his eyes dart across your face. “When Clorinde brought you onto the ship I just wasn’t sure what I was supposed to do, I tried everything but you felt so cold..” He buries his face in your neck.

“I’m okay Wrio, I don’t know what happened but, I’m here I’m fine,” You wrap your arms loosely around his torso. “Honestly I thought I was gonna die with you angry at me, but now I’m here. Getting pushed away hurt, but we’re both okay,” You mumble into his chest.

“I’ll never speak to you like that again, I don’t think I could ever live with myself knowing you left this world with me angry at you when I had no right to be. All you wanted was to make sure I was okay,” He pulls away and holds your face in his hands. “You’re my whole world and I should’ve held that in the front of my mind this whole time. I don’t think I can say sorry enough my love.” His sharp eyes now soft as he leans in to place a soft caring kiss on your lips.

“We’ll be okay,” you melt into his touch, letting him hold you close

[lexicorp]

*plays God's Plan by Mother Mother-*

[edit: they have a Playlist now]

Sunstorm has been lingering in my brain aaannnd now theyve escaped containment sjfnskvnd

bit of lore rant under cut

So as relative standard, Sunstorm is a clone of Starscream made by Shockwave. They were presented to TC and Warp as a replacement for Star (Starscream gets rekt and peeps think he's ded for a while), made to be the idealized, perfect weapon. Shockwave had created them really as his beta test for his project of cultivating the next evolution of Cybertronians. He viewed Sunny as a partial success, given that their radioactive spark became an apparent problem quite quickly. Shockwave was still satisfied with their skill, resilience, and behavioral programming. Even when they would occasionally spout some questionable nonsense about Primus when their radiation got a bit high, it was irrelevant and an easily solved problem to Shockwave. Plus, the ridiculous energy output Sunstorm was capable of was a valuable resource to be used as a source of power for the citadel. Saved on quite a bit of energon that way lol. Speaking of energon, they rlly had to be careful when fueling of making sure their radiation was a safe level before hand so they didnt combust lol. If they're optics are red, then that's an easy indicator that they chillin.

Sunstorm very often will "translate" Shockwave to people. Insisting that Shockwave cares in his own way, and that he has the best intentions. Shockwave did kinda programmed em to be specifically loyal to him tho-- Sunstorm very much does not understand why Shockwave is imprisoned later.

They also be plagued by visions from the gods due to their heightened energy signature. Primus and Unicron sound the same to them. Unicron of course took advantage of that and starts rlly getting in their brain and manipulating em hard. I'm sure you can guess what for-

After Shockwave's imprisonment, Sunstorm starts having more trouble keeping their energy levels stable, since the citadel was decommissioned, and the others dont really know the specifics about their condition/how to handle it. Unicron's influence gets worse, and Sunstorm goes to visit Shockwave for advice. Although they aren't in their right mind anymore, so when Shockwave tries to guide them on how to expell their energy safely, they freak out that he doesn't understand. In their frenzy they almost melt Shockwave thru the bars as they're in more of a daze guided by Unicron bein like /dewit/ lol

But guards step in. They try to apprehend Sunstorm buuut they cant touch em. Sunny leaves adn there is a whole arc of that theoretical last season round them and how peeps will end up taking down unicron and Sunstorm gets a good ending.

they have a lot of issues sjnijsndv

But I think theyd still visit Shockwave later, be decent friends with Soundwave, and Thundercracker. They'd retain an aversion to Optimus, really not being a fan, much to OP's dismay smh. One quirk of theirs to Starscream that makes him find a bit of a point of conversation to start on. Star would def warm up to em /after/ all that crazed shit (Probs would even get a bit protective tbh).

[celestial-castiel]

scoobynatural! (spn 13×16)

Dean is having a fuckin great time omg

lol he hates Fred so much

mm ded guy

oh yayyyy HI CAS :D

More ded guy.

fred: "well that's not good" oh really you think?

"COME ON GANG" lmao damn

yall they made Cas so cute

why is this making me want to watch Scooby-Doo- mostly for Velma I think

Dean honey she is just not into you, give it up. you have Cas

this episode is so stupid lol but in a fun way.

they basically made Castiel a twinkified Ken doll and made him more athletic, this is great lol

wuh-oh, broke their brains a bit

bruhhh why did they stick Cas with shaggy and scooby, he's not a goofy side kick :< mean. he's way cooler than basically every other character in this show

daphne: "KILL IT WITH FIRE" lmao she gets me

I do love that Cas befriended them, that's kinda adorable.

oh wait I just realized they were in the deancave before, I've never seen it before now. it's kinda cute honestly

dean no the ascot is dumb, I'm sorry lol

lol okay, that was a goofy episode but I did definitely enjoy it. and Dean had ao much fun, it was great :>

[coy-lee]

BEEN DED LATELY BUT ALSO BEEN IN A BRAIN HOLE OF MY PAST DREAMS AND OOOOOOOOO

Anyway this was finished kinda quick and the lack of balance would make Kid go nuts, but at least Lord Death is distracting him enough so he can't annihilate me for it.

Might rework this in the future but my butt is on fire so GOTTA GO

[whitecreekvalley-if]

Hi Toast! I hope you are doing well. I noticed that you've not posted in awhile and just wanted to check that you are doing okay! I hope today is wonderful and that you get to do something that you love! ❤

Hey love! I'm doing... Okay, to say the very least. Fallen into a deep chasm of ✨ depression ✨ and it's kinda un-yee'd my haw's, as one would say.

But we keep hanging on! It's been a rough scene for writing (I swear my laptop dustier than an abandoned barn, my virtual villagers are def ded) but my heart years back to the times I was here every day, interacting with you beautiful people. Actively going to therapy now, and even got unpaid leave with an open invitation to come back whenever I feel better, which is hella rare for my branch of work. My bosses are the best 🥹 (Or then I work too hard and they fear losing me lmao)

But I'm still rocking to country music and going 'hehe that's Mace/Alice/Judge/Sadie' on a weekly basis.

I'm sorry I left y'all hanging, it wasn't my intention! My brains just not been my friend for some time. I understand if people look at me as if I'm not serious about this game because of it, but I swear I'm doing my very bestest to get 'er done ♥️ I'm feeling better in the membrane now, so there's a chance I'll flood y'all dashes with stuff and things, that's for sure.

And for any of the *squints* three anons who sent hate to my asks while I was off, I'm sorry for the delay and for not banging out a demo while it's still very much unfinished, for not updating you on my shortcomings and very personal life that is too complicated to air live on dash, and, quote, being a fucking liar and a lazy shit, I am sorry. Not the last one though, that was super rude and you should feel bad :)

Thank you for your sweet message, love, it's really eased my anxiety about coming back <3 You're the best!

[hausofmamadas]

Plastic Gangster | Anatoly Givenchy Romanov

(He is modern man but don’t even think about trying to play tickle fuck with him bc he is serious man too)

The Gentleman, Episode 3 - Where’s My Weed At?

∴

So, remember how I actually despised this tiny, angry little mess of a man until I’d lain eye on his alter ego. Well comrades, this is that alter ego.

And what exactly is it about this scene that turned me around so drastically? where literally like if my body were a car, my brain’s grabbing the steering wheel and pistol whipping it, full 180 in the opposite direction as fast as Tam’s pitching that McLaren around the parking lot ?

OHHHH I don't know.... could it be the over-the-top, Boris-and-Natasha, his-and-hers Russian accents? Could it be the fact that they clearly do it against Eddie's explicit instructions? that he prob recited like a drill sergeant in the car no doubt, to avoid another I-just-killed-someone-E-I-E-I-O!!!!! on the way there ORRR could it be the fact that for whatever reason the shit seems to work? bc like somehow it does work, and in a way that Eddie's strategy was super .... not, at least in terms of getting them into the building.

Idk if Mama Mercy was so put off by the accents, she just wanted to get the sale over with, or if she heard the words, "Little Leopard Lady” and/or “FUCK. money” come out of ‘Anatoly's’ mouth, and decided that only someone with more money than God would say some edge-lord shit like that out loud. Whatever it is? It fucking works. Mercy caves. Okay and she was stone-walling tf out of Eddie who's wildly capable of doing pretty much anything and everything else except this. But for Anatoly it’s red carpet, the whole PIA pain-in-the-ass VIP treatment.

And I think the reason this success is so remarkable is bc at this point, the stakes are high, and yet the bar for Freddie is so low, it might as well be the core of the earth. Like he's managed to fuck things up so consistently and with such catastrophic results, if there was a drunk, coke-sniffing, constantly-crying version of the Tasmanian devil, Fredward would be Her, okay. But this is one thing he does correctly, the first thing in the entire show (this is ep 3 of 7, for reference), the first moment when he shows a modicum of value besides being hilarious for reasons that are usually-but-not-always accidental to the scooby gang as it were.

And honestly?? it kinda makes sense that, in this case, he comes thru in a way Eddie can't. Bc what the actual fuck has Fredward Horniman been doing all his life, if not bullshitting bouncers and promoters, charming them enough so they lift up those red, velvet ropes to exclusive (read: pretentious) underground clubs, boxing matches, raves, bath houses, key parties bc no one will convince me he and Tam don't love a good key party once in a while. No one will, it just won't happen like Freddie has CONMAN written all over him, doesn't he? Not necessarily like good? con-man? okay he's no Madoff, right but good enough that he can make you think for a split second, if you really tilt your head and squint your eyes, that this person must be telling the truth.

Bc only someone telling the truth would feel comfortable acting that fucking unbelievable.

Like who would look this woman in the face and say without an ounce of irony, “listen, in my life funny little lady, if you are not safe…. You are DED” I mean the only thing missing is him dragging his finger across his neck, all miming a guillotine. FREDDIE. FREDDIE FUCKING HORNIMAN, THATS WHO.

Beautifultropicalfish Edwina makes the mistake of trying to sell a believable story, a lie grounded in too much reality, when it's clear that the clientele for Mama Mercy prob consists of like eccentric arms-dealers and kooky billionaires ppl with some really sus, really weird, uniquely terrifying ‘hobbies’ that none of us ever want to know about but that will inevitably be the subject of a true-crime doc on HBO someday. Like this woman speaks to the most mind-blowingly ridiculous men on the daily.

And is Eddie over here with his sexy professor cardigan and sexy look-im-such-a-bookworm glasses, rolling up to negotiate on behalf of some white-collar-crime, new-money, C-suite, tech exec with ‘only’ a seven-figure salary, when really he needs to be coming at this with more of that oil tycoon, crimes-against-humanity, Fuck-You-Money energy that Freddie's serving.

Eddie also just can’t seem to suppress the Narc vibes that are seeping from his pores and tbh it’s actually what makes him such a great gangster but not a great con man. Bc Mercy sniffs him out p much every time he speaks, like so👆

Now, it's unclear if Freddie enacts Operation!BorisandNatasha in response to Eddie's evident flailing or if he planned to do it the entire time but either way, you cannot tell me he's not responsible for them being able to get into the chop shop to test drive that car. Bc again, it’s not enough to just walk into this place and act like you belong there. In this case, acting like you belong has to be: giving a ruthless, machete-wielding murderer a cute nickname like “little leopard lady,” claiming that she “laaaavs” when you call her that even tho she seems less than enthused, pitching a fit about wanting something less “poof-poof,” and “more sexier,” and spitting general bars like, “don’t play tickle fuck with me, lady” BC WHO TF SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU HAVE MORE MONEY THAN GOD AND HEAVEN AND ALL THE COSMOS

And bc it's not entirely clear whether or not Freddie decided to do this on the fly, I feel liek it’s one of those choose-your-own adventures situations. So I, for one, choose to believe that this was a plan deployed in the face of Eddie's plan not working, and for all of his flaws, Freddie is savvy enough to know how to bullshit someone to get his foot in the door. Bc I firmly believe he can be competent juuuuuuust long enough and lbr probly only long enough to do that.

I mean cmon look at Mercy👇you know she thinks he’s a lil funny

And as if the above display of uncharacteristic competence wasn’t enough, I’m more endeared to Freddie bc of how crazy he is about his wife. And why tf wouldn’t he be when she’s clearly way too cool for him which he seems to be vaguely aware of just casual busting out these moves ripped straight from from stunt choreography of like the fucking Italian Job or something and for like exactly no???????reason????whatsoever?????

Which brings me to the next point bc can we talk for a bajillion yrs about Tamzin is out-of-fucking-nowhere an incredible stunt!driver/renaissance!woman??? and they drop that on us and move on like I'm not asking a bajillion questions like whywhenandhow’d she learn to do this????

Like???? was she once, in her early 20s, engaged to an F1 racecar driver who taught her all the Ways of the Track before he tragically died in an accident, and in her grief, sought solace in a boy named Freddie, whomst she met at a race once, and then later married??? Was she a stunt double who worked on hollywood sets, appearing in some of the most critically lauded, well-known movies, before she settled down and married an aristocrat for his money, a boy named Freddie, whomst she met once at an afterparty, and then despite his lack of wealth bc she was in way too deep at that point and made the fatal mistake of actually falling in love later married??? Is she the long, lost daughter of legendary stunt performer, daredevil himself, Evel Kneivel who taught her everything she needed to know about her birthright before shipping her off to boarding school in the UK when she was just a lass, and then grew up and was charmed by a boy named Freddie, whomst she met when her all-girl’s high school or secondary school whatever tf they call it was paired up with his all-boys high school at a cotillion, and then later married???

I NEED ANSWERS, RICHIE. COUGH UP SOME ANSWERS, MAN. OR DON'T, BUT BRING TAM BACK, WE NEED MORE TAM IN S2, IT'S OFFICIALLY A MANDATE.

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[kuyanh]

heuheuheuheAhAHAHahaahhAha

im fcking done uwu

uhmm if u want to snow the lyrics

theres something disturbing in my brain

but its alright! this feelings is exciting!!

i want to ded at 3pm in sunday

i really hope its my birthday

cuz its really are:v

"its alright!" "everythings gonna fine:)"

even though last night ive throw up blood i cant explain it-

the drugs meds ive eaten kinda wont work

this heart its so hurtfull was so fun to be felt off!

kinda non sense but idc:)

[tosteur-gluteal]

So I made a silly au to my own au months ago

If you want the lore behind that silly looking Sunny, click here!

So I found these old drawings in my old sketchbook

Basically, what I imagined is that - you know, I mentioned how something baaaad happened during the recital in my OMOFALLS au. Well here, I imagined that that bad thing would be uhm. Sunny kinda. Uh. Oyasumiying himself on stage. And I can't really spoil omofalls too much but basically Sunny was going through a rough time. Bad time at school, bad time at home, bad time doing some pretty sus occult stuff⁉️⁉️

Yeahhhh that Grimoire doesn't contain child drawings only uhm

RITUALS 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Again I can't spoil much

But dis dude HERE in that UNDEAD SUNNY AU just. Came back to life???

And I have several routes for how the events could play out. I'm still indecisive:

- Sunny stays alive the coffin somehow for like, 4 years. And like he stays alive somehow by...eating these weird ass blue flowers growing around and out of him??? Idk bro. Don't ask me how he survived this long with a stab wound, no O2, no food – leeeet's just pretend uh. These flowers are cool asf + photosynthesis with no light somehow

And after these four years he's like "fuck it let's get outta here" and Basil was here like "oh sunny I miss you" and then Sunny is like "surprise motherfucker" and Basil is like "AAAAAAAA"

And then they become a silly detective duo

The problem with that option is that (lemme just show you a screenshot of my reasoning lol)

So yeah. I...don't know if I'm even able to write toxic Sunnflower (because here Basil would legit give off groomer vibes) and like their dynamic, done correctly, could be just terrifying and I'm here for it. However it would lose that silliness I had in mind when creating that AU.

Also yeah, we could spice things up by making Basil research these stuff at the same time, desperate to undertand what the heck was sunny doing by the time he was alive. In his remembrance, yk.

BUT this gave me a sillier idea

- Kill off Sunny, as in he's not alive in the coffin. He's dead DEAD. Ded. And Basil researches this stuff to make him come back to life, BABYYYY.

And he succeeds! Except it took only one year. Basil is still messed up in the brain but like less messed up (and I can rest in peace bcuz he's not giving off groomer vibes here)

And so! They can be paranormal investigators together once again! Except this time it's way more serious!

Here, the drawings I made

Sunny's family probably moved out, or maybe not, idk

Either way he has to hide himself so people don't recognise him

Blue flowers grow out of him sometimes so Basil has to cut them out. It doesn't hurt him at all.

That forest is NOT normal at all guys 🤯🤯 but that's for another day. In fact, that's for the day I finally release omofalls lol 😵

[pianokantzart]

To be fair Luigi’s known Mario is whole life and known the others for like few months?? A year??? And the poor guy’s brain almost turned to mush back there!! And he was kinda ded for a sec so excuse his memory please😭

I mean, let's be real...

You can't completely brainwash someone, grow a mind controlling sprout in their brain, turn them into a barely-coherent cosmic monstrosity, merge that cosmic monstrosity with a jester who wants to pilot their consciousness like a mecha, cut off all bloodflow to their brain for a few minutes via cardiac arrest, and expect them to just kinda walk it off.

[dandadananalysis]

Bonus info: Dandadan Chapter 177

[for anyone who haven't read it/anime not out yet, this is SPOILER ALERT!]

-> My review of Chapter 177

-> Original post: Link (Facebook DDD VN)

Translation: [Please no reposting this!!!]

You remembered the iron ox, right? This fella in chapter 177 was actually reference to Minotaur, and other than that, there's another reference, which is the 'Brazen Bull' (basically because in the chapter, it basically kept shouting "Hot, Hot, Hot", over and over again to increase strength (?)).

Now I know you will click the link leading to the wiki, and some of you probably be lazy, and have no idea what it is, so I'll explain!

To keep it simple, it is a kind of scary torture punishment in the past:

This stuff is used for "punishing" the ones who kinda didn't obey (?) the rules, trouble-makers, like wanted ones, very serious stuffs, you can say -> in other words, old-fashioned execution.

This bull is made out of bronze, with a door on one side, and the inside of the bull is hollow, big enough to fit one person inside.

And if you study Chemistry, according to my memory from highschool (grade 12, before graduating), the thermal conductivity of metal, from highest to lowest is: Ag (silver) > Cu (bronze) > Au (gold) > Al (aluminum) > Fe (iron), the higher the thermal conductivity is, the lower its electrical conductivity will be. And it's melting point is pretty high (image below), hot enough to kill/burn 'till charcoal/grill (oops sorry) a person in there.

The steps: Cut the prisoner (?)'s tongue, then take off his clothes, throw him in the bull, cook burn him alive 'till he ded

So why is this a reference???

The ox said "Iron" itself, which has good thermal conductivity, but not as good as bronze.

As I say before, it kept saying "HOT!!!", meaning: the torture is quite burning hot; that phrase is kinda like the prisoner's last words since he had his tongue cut and unable to speak normally.

This bull is literally almost naked, except that he did have pants (?), some cloth to cover himself, kinda resembles the prisoners being naked inside the Brazen Bull.

Yeah that's it, thank you for reading💖

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I know some of you knew that I've finished my military semester and already home, and tommorow (which is "today" since it's almost 1 AM and I am still typing this :"))) ), I'll return to my home city (well, can't say for clear, but the city I was brought up is actually not my home city, but the city I'm staying currently for university is my hometown; and yes, they are in Vietnam) for "special reason" (which I'll tell you in a later time :3)

And I'm very sleepy, still packing my stuffs and not done (1% energy :"))), and only a few hours left before depature (relax, it's 'till 8 AM) (btw, don't be like me, staying up late and you will have cancer :")

I'm not in a mood for Dandadan at the moment, and still need time for refreshing my brain... so Let's do fun fact about Chapter 177

Author's words (me lol): It's been a while since I last do posts translation like this! (the latest one was in March) So hope you enjoy!!!💖💖💖