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big day for phannies who don鈥檛 believe in marriage
#i don鈥檛 believe in marriage in an aggressively neutral way#like yeah i would hypothetically get married if it was important to my partner#but it doesn鈥檛 hold any personal significance#and i totally get why someone would be against getting married#i鈥檓 also canadian so like. if you live together for three years the government treats you like you鈥檙e married anyway#phan#dan and phil#my post
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dan and phil's grocery list (apparentely)
oat milk
cereal
white bread
popcorn
butter
marmalade AND jam
banana
crisps
a single apple
#minus the popcorn add some fruit/vegetables and make it whole wheat bread#and that鈥檚 pretty much my grocery lists from when i lived alone
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maybe kind of had a thing with a coworker unless i鈥檓 wildly misreading it and am too scared to text her now that our work term is over. clearly the only solution is to download a dating app and remember how horrible it is out there which will encourage me to talk to someone i actually like. or something. i鈥檝e got to lock in and channel 2009 dan
#i have some issues with socializing lol#but she鈥檚 even more awkward than i am so i guess it鈥檚 up to me#my post
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i fear today鈥檚 wordle made the bedtime routine a little less relaxing ;(
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HOW MANY馃槶 TIMES馃槱 HAVE I鈥硷笍 SAID OH馃憖 CAN A MATCH馃挭BOX馃槫 NO馃拃BUT A TIN CAN馃FUCKING馃槱METEORS馃挜馃く馃挜馃挜馃挜馃挜馃く馃挜馃槫馃挭
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super best friends and soulmates forever
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literally why are they like this nobody's a worse demon phannie than dan and phil
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full time employment eats into my phannie time way too much
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I love making reaction images with Dan and Phil because they're always so expressive
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"Let's stick our dick in this mouse trap" might be the worst use of the we/us pronouns yet
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