levissoberass

[levissoberass]

this is a tumblr hug, pass it on to your ten favorite followers and mutuals 💗

oh. my. god. OHMYGOD???? pls i feel so bad how did i not see this before now :(( babe :(( forgive me i feel like crap

i legit need to get my eyes CHECKED and order a new pair bc dAMN i’m blind i’m so sorry

ily ily i’m honored we’re mutuals bub <33

ALSO CONGRATULATIONS ON 100 FOLLOWERS HOLY SHIT THAT’S AMAZING well deserved !!

[levissoberass]

omg hello!! ‘m sorry for spamming hehakxjsksj can i be added to the right wrong number taglist? tyyyy :’D

bub hi!! omg no pLEASE spam me i love to see it 🥺❤️ and yes i’ll add you right away ;)) hopefully i can get back to putting out more chapters very very soon 😌✨

[levissoberass]

hi 🤩🤩 usiajs i was wondering if i may be added to the taglist of the right wrong number hdhshsh thank you!! ❤️❤️

hi babe 🥺 yes ofc you can be added tysm for asking <33

[levissoberass]

the right wrong number

> jjk smau!

>> iv. — i don’t have to prove my knowledge of concealers to you

masterlist

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

pairing: fushiguro megumi x fem! reader

tags: like 70% smau and 30% actual writing lmao, slight college au, everyone is aged up/ in their early twenties, mostly crack and fluff but will have angst >:), strangers (to friends) to lovers, kind of a slow burn (?)

warnings: cursing and suggestive themes always and every time

summary: due to a not so unfortunate mishap, megumi ends up texting the wrong number. or is it the right number? he’s solely active online because his idiot friends force him to, but now... he finds it’s not terribly unpleasant to talk to this one random girl who delights in pictures of his divine dogs

a/n: part four after a week of absence woohoo!! if anyone wants to chat about the smau or whatever else i’d love to interact 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

the more you know:

itadori forgot to ask again at splendid sushi what had kept fushiguro up last night, which was exactly fushi’s plan lil sneaky bitch

buutt kugisaki told fushiguro he could either cover his eye bags up with the concealer or glitter or face death so mans had tan circles under his eyes all night 💀💀💀

y/n got so used to the gore and wretchedness of serial killer podcasts she sometimes deadass falls asleep to the stories and has to listen to them again help this child

despite chiyo’s and karin’s disapproval of texting a complete stranger, y/n has zero plans on stopping. for some reason it’s just.. fun to do

taglist: @rieka-archives, @fairywriter-oracle, @asheseiler, @your-consulting-fangirl, @itsraifu, @thesuitelifeofafangirl, @jaegercult, @wonhyuksstuff, @lagrimasdeglitter, @miaomawe, @angsty-microwave, @theycallme-becky

[levissoberass]

hey lovelies!! sorry for the sudden absence if anyone even noticed lmao i just had college and family stuff to take care of, but now i’m back, hopefully :))) i have the right wrong number jjk smau storyline pretty much figured out now so *cracks knuckles* i just have to actually write it ;)) hope y’all are looking forward to it <<333

[levissoberass]

can I please be added to the tag list for the right wrong number?? ty!

hells yes bestie! ;))

[levissoberass]

If u have a taglist for the right wrong number can i pls be added

i do have a taglist! so yes ofc you can be added <33

[levissoberass]

the right wrong number

> jjk smau!

>> iii. — excuse my internet explorer braincells

masterlist

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

pairing: fushiguro megumi x fem! reader

tags: like 70% smau and 30% actual writing lmao, slight college au, everyone is aged up/ in their early twenties, mostly crack and fluff but will have angst >:), strangers (to friends) to lovers, kind of a slow burn (?)

warnings: cursing and suggestive themes always and every time

summary: due to a not so unfortunate mishap, megumi ends up texting the wrong number. or is it the right number? he’s solely active online because his idiot friends force him to, but now... he finds it’s not terribly unpleasant to talk to this one random girl who delights in pictures of his divine dogs

a/n: they have made contact, i repeat, they have made contact. also tysm for 50 followers!! do ppl usually celebrate this milestone (??) idk alskkdjdilfk i’m so bad at tumblring 😩😩

the more you know:

megumi knows he shouldn’t have sent ANOTHER picture of his divine dogs but he can’t seem to regret what he did

talking with stranger with cute dogs made y/n’s overwhelming day just a liiitttlleee bit better she totally smiled y’all ;)))

chiyo and karin are, in fact, big fat liars bc they immediately saved the dog picture y/n sent them ppfftt hypocrites

taglist: @rieka-archives, @fairywriter-oracle, @asheseiler, @your-consulting-fangirl, @itsraifu, @thesuitelifeofafangirl, @jaegercult, @wonhyuksstuff, @lagrimasdeglitter, @miaomawe

[levissoberass]

Hi, maybe can I be tagged in the right wrong number tag list please? 🥺

omg yes of course!! 🥰🥰 added darling ;))

[levissoberass]

the right wrong number

> jjk smau!

>> ii. — if only you knew i was a himbo

masterlist

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

pairing: fushiguro megumi x fem! reader

tags: like 70% smau and 30% actual writing lmao, slight college au, everyone is aged up/ in their early twenties, mostly crack and fluff but will have angst >:), strangers (to friends) to lovers, kind of a slow burn (?)

warnings: cursing and suggestive themes always and every time

summary: due to a not so unfortunate mishap, megumi ends up texting the wrong number. or is it the right number? he’s solely active online because his idiot friends force him to, but now... he finds it’s not terribly unpleasant to talk to this one random girl who delights in pictures of his divine dogs

a/n: taking a look at the previous events from megumi’s perspective!! hope the characters weren’t too ooc. let me know what you thought! <3

the more you know:

inumaki sometimes talks the same way online as he does in person just to stick to his “aesthetic”

for a reason unknown to even him, megumi didn’t delete the right wrong phone number 👀👀

megumi’s google search history: do i really need tiktok, weird tiktok emoji, are people dying their pets, definition of himbo akskdndndnf pls this man and pop culture do NOT get along

taglist: @rieka-archives, @fairywriter-oracle, @asheseiler, @your-consulting-fangirl, @itsraifu, @thesuitelifeofafangirl, @jaegercult

also tysm for 40 followers??? it’s literally been a WEEK since i started the right wrong number y’all are so sweet <<33 sending my love also to the people who liked and reblogged! i’m really glad i’m making smth you guys like :))

[levissoberass]

can i please be added to the right wrong number taglist bestie😩☝🏽

yessir right away!! part two comes out later today <3

[levissoberass]

the right wrong number

> jjk smau!

>> i. — oh thank god it’s not a dick pic

masterlist

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

pairing: fushiguro megumi x fem! reader

tags: like 70% smau and 30% actual writing lmao, slight college au, everyone is aged up/ in their early twenties, mostly crack and fluff but will have angst >:), strangers (to friends) to lovers, kind of a slow burn (?)

warnings: cursing and suggestive themes like always

summary: due to a not so unfortunate mishap, megumi ends up texting the wrong number. or is it the right number? he’s solely active online because his idiot friends force him to, but now... he finds it’s not terribly unpleasant to talk to this one random girl who delights in pictures of his divine dogs

a/n: ya’ll have NO IDEA how much i enjoyed making this. how are we liking part one?? part two should be up either monday or tuesday!

the more you know:

even though y/n just probably had the shittiest day and wants to dig her own goddamn grave, she found the stranger’s dogs cute, so she saved the picture like a creep lmao

megumi is VERY confused and is on his way to kick yuuji’s ass >:))

taglist: @rieka-archives, @fairywriter-oracle, @asheseiler, @your-consulting-fangirl

[levissoberass]

the right wrong number

> jjk smau!

>> megumi’s group

masterlist

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

pairing: fushiguro megumi x fem! reader

tags: like 70% smau and 30% actual writing lmao, slight college au, everyone is aged up/ in their early twenties, mostly crack and fluff but will have angst >:), strangers (to friends) to lovers, kind of a slow burn (?)

warnings: cursing and suggestive themes like always

summary: due to a not so unfortunate mishap, megumi ends up texting the wrong number. or is it the right number? he’s solely active online because his idiot friends force him to, but now... he finds it’s not terribly unpleasant to talk to this one random girl who delights in pictures of his divine dogs

> megumi’s socials

> y’all already know this group ;))

> a little intro

a/n: not me going like several more miles than necessary to highlight the chaotic and feel good energy of the trio to cope with what’s happening in the manga :))))) part one will probably be uploaded on friday!

the more you know:

the trio has graduated tokyo jujutsu high yes everyone is okay here thank you very much and are working on finding the last 3 remaining fingers of sukuna. they all have very mixed feelings about it :((

megumi’s private twitter username is his sister’s name and his birthday, two things he’ll never forget also yeah pretty boy what DID YOU DO on february 25th huh👀👀👀 huh

the only reason gojo wanted to be verified is because he knew it would annoy his students (especially megumi asdfghkl) pls this man. he still mentors the trio even in their twenties🥺

yuuji tries to keep a brave and upbeat front about how close they are to finding the last three fingers but inside he’s terrified. nobara sees through it all because she feels the exact same way ahw my precious babies

taglist: @rieka-archives, @fairywriter-oracle, @asheseiler

[levissoberass]

can I be tagged in your jjk smau too <3

sure thing!! next part will be up in a couple of minutes 😌✨

[levissoberass]

yooo your smau looks really promising and good and just yes! can i be in the taglist if there’s one? looking forward to it !!

hi ohmygod of course you can be added!! so glad you’re looking forward to it🥺🥺

megumi and friends’ socials should be up tomorrow!! ;))

[levissoberass]

the right wrong number

> jjk smau!

>> masterlist

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

pairing: fushiguro megumi x fem! reader

tags: like 70% smau and 30% actual writing lmao, slight college au, everyone is aged up/ in their early twenties, mostly crack and fluff but will have angst >:), strangers (to friends) to lovers, kind of a slow burn (?)

warnings: cursing and suggestive themes like always

summary: due to a not so unfortunate mishap, megumi ends up texting the wrong number. or is it the right number? he’s solely active online because his idiot friends force him to, but now... he finds it’s not terribly unpleasant to talk to this one random girl who delights in pictures of his divine dogs

status: ongoing

y/n’s group // megumi’s group

i. — oh thank god it’s not a dick pic

ii. — if only you knew i was a himbo

iii. — excuse my internet explorer braincells

iv. — i don’t have to prove my knowledge of concealers to you

v. — coming soon

i’ll try to update this regularly! hope you enjoy! <<33

just look at him oHMYGOD can you BLAME ME HOW IS HE SO PRETTY SIR THATS ILLEGAL??¿?¿?

[levissoberass]

the right wrong number

> jjk smau!

>> y/n’s group

masterlist

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

pairing: fushiguro megumi x fem! reader

tags: like 70% smau and 30% actual writing lmao, slight college au, everyone is aged up/ in their early twenties, mostly crack and fluff but will have angst >:), strangers (to friends) to lovers, kind of a slow burn (?)

warnings: cursing and suggestive themes like always

summary: due to a not so unfortunate mishap, megumi ends up texting the wrong number. or is it the right number? he’s solely active online because his idiot friends force him to, but now... he finds it’s not terribly unpleasant to talk to this one random girl who delights in pictures of his divine dogs

> y/n’s socials

> meet y/n’s friends!

> introduction to the group

a/n: how are we liking our group so far? 😌✨ feedback is always lovely and probably will make me scream of joy

the more you know:

The girls are all 2nd years in a college in tokyo and live in the same dorm

y/n is studying graphic design. her sneaker business allows her to practice her art as well as compensate for her problematic spending habit. despite the effort, she remains hella broke. hence why she lives off of cheap noodles to which she’s now addicted to help her pls

chiyo’s working towards a geology degree, she wants to be a paleontologist. but don’t be fooled by the nerdy interests, she’s the bold flirt of the group and has more wild hook up stories than sukuna has evil fingers

karin actually wishes she could be a full-time digital artist, but thinks studying game design is a safer choice. she’s more comfortable expressing herself on an online platform, in real life, she needs some time to get over her shyness