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Headcanon that the 80s hit Armand HARD. The slang. The music, the dress… Absolutely Armand’s favorite from the last century. He doesn’t care that he still looks like a mini Wall Street kid, his blazers and New Wave and Rolex watches are forever.

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That's a nice son you have there, Castiel. Thanks, I stole him from the President.

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AMC if you can hear me, please please please give me past Devil’s Minion and the Night Island. You don’t understand how much I NEED it.

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I’m a music catfish. People see me with my purple hair and nose piercing and expect me to listen to punk and metal and shit (I do.) Then they’ll start a conversation with me about my music taste and now they have to sit through a lecture on 1960s folk and Phil Ochs.

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Oh I wouldn't be a vampire cause immortality blah blah blah I don't want a FUCKING PERIOD

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loving you was really hard

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rockstar Lestat would look so SO GOOD with a cute slutty lowerback tatoo like

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love armand betraying the theatre for louis and then immediately betraying louis to the theatre and then following this up by betraying the theatre for louis one more time. truly betrayalmaxxing. clocking in his hours at the dissapointing people's faith factory

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RIP Louis de Pointe du Lac you would have loved Fiona Apple.

RIP Armand you would have loved Mitski.

RIP Lestat de Lioncourt you would have loved Lana Del Ray.

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Young Daniel, who became homeless by his own free will, when in fact he is the owner of the island and all the treasures his sugar daddy gives him

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"it would take another immortal to keep up with him" - well you see but other immortals gave up on him way faster and he wasn't even dragging them around the world like a maniac for twelve years straight while they tried to survive on 2 hours of sleep per week. you're doing fine babe

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Armand, The Devil’s Minion:

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Past Devil’s Minion is so real. “I mean, it's the '70s. All a blur.” I keep trying to convince myself that Daniel doesn’t remember the 70s because he was using, but I just can’t shake the feeling that there’s more to it.

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If I don’t get to see 70s Daniel Molloy drinking Armand’s blood, I’m gonna kill myself.

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THE INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON THREE CAST WAS JUST RELEASED!

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I DECIDED TO BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, AND GO TO WORK. THEN THIS SHIT IS THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I GET OUT!

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Nobody is doing it like Daniel Molloy. He started CRYING because the vampire that’s been stalking him hadn’t shown up in a while.