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who up decimaling their dewey right now? heh heh... is this... is this anything? i don't even know anymore...

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^ agreed. good to hear you're not going anywhere, spotify.

STOP THE FUNERAL

TUMBLR ISNT UNDER THE BAN

I JUST FOUND THAT OUT

I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT ALL SOCIAL MEDIA WAS UNDER IT DUE TO WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD AT SCHOOL AND AT HOME

I'm such a fucking dumbass and I am so sorry everyone, I'm an asshole and should have double checked everything. The government never specifically stated it was under the ban. I'm so sorry for making you all panic, I genuinely feel terrible about it all now. Thank you for caring about me, I care about you all so, SO much. If I were to ever need to leave, I would probably cry like I did a few days ago.

I feel super bad for misleading you all. I know I myself was mislead, but you've all been so nice to me and I should've dug a bit deeper into it instead of trusting what teachers or some stupid website said.

Ooo, pro tip here: WATCH OUT FOR FAKE NEWS. ITS EVERYWHERE NOW.

Thank you to @crypticgoat2854 and many others for informing me.

I don't know if y'all will still like me after this, but I wanna apologise rather than not say anything, because I love y'all a lot.

- Spotify

intro post here

tags under cut, i'm so sorry. i genuinely didn't know and i hope y'all can forgive me

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also questioning?

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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i do love The Library but sometimes i wished i lived in ᴼᴷᴸᴬᴴᴼᴹᴬ, simply because i am absolutely in love with their state bird. any bird enthusiasts from oklahoma out there?

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Thanks for naming Fredrick. He’s just visiting

thank goodness. it's not his time yet. he has too much joy to spread.

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what does this mean...?

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yeah, guns are cool and- don't get me wrong -i love murder as much as the next guy, but have you perhaps considered a good book as a substitute for violence? perchance?

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the spider problem is getting out of hand... any angels have the spiritual ability and or will to clear them out of here?? @archangel-raphael-offical?

they aren't hurting anything, but they're everywhere...

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i fell asleep and didn't post yesterday (first time missing since i started my blog...)

i need to repent. or else They'll get me.

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i don't have feet, but I appreciate the gesture.

What if we clutched each others toes and confessed our deep feelings of hatred towards each other by a lake at night

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how I sleep at night, conjuring up not great new posts for my three (3) lovely followers:

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somebody mailed me a loaf of bread. not to my personal address, as you might think, but to the library itself. what does this mean?

nice bread though. good crust.

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decimaling my dewey... who really cares?

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the highlight of my day is this little anomalous mortal soul that comes in and sits in the corner, looking out the window, down at the earth. every day, without fail.

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it's so exhausting to be employed... why me? why am i in charge of this entire library?

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you just can't win with this human language.

Word of the day:

Reploed

Verb

A misspelling of the word ‘replied’ made by @archangel-raphael-offical in the Offical Officalverse Discord server. This word is canon because why not, this dictionary guesses, the officalverse is weird.

“I REPLOED TO THE WRONG THING”

Origin: Replied

Verb

Say something in response to something someone has said. 

"He was gone before we could reply to his last remark"

Write back to someone one has received a letter or email from. "She replied with a long letter the next day"

Respond by a similar action or gesture. 

"They replied to the shelling with a heavy mortar attack on the area"

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why are there so many spiders in the library??? where are they coming from???