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Taylor: That's it. I'm gonna crash out.

Lifeline: Please don't. What's wrong?

Taylor: Oh, it's gonna be a funny crash out. I'll be fine.

Lifeline, used to this: Oh, okay, carry on.

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Adams: I love Walkie Talkies.

Adams: You do a walkie, and you do a talkie, both at the same time! Genius!

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Arika: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Wynn, not looking up from her bowl of food: Spear.

Arika: BLOCKED.

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Adams: I should warn you, I'm not very good at keeping secrets from Wynn. She has been known to use physical torture.

Arika: You mean she tickles you.

Adams: Like I said, physical torture.

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Arika: Life hack - if you fight the UPS guy and win, you get to keep all the packages in the truck.

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Wynn: the path to inner peace starts with four words

Wynn: not my fucking problem

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Adams: So who's the big spoon and who is the little spoon?

Arika: We're chopsticks.

Alex: That's ... cute?

Adams: Does that mean that you and Lifeline snuggle perfectly?

Arika: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good at is stabbing.

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Arika, to Alex: I gaslight you because I love you and because I'm bored.

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Adams: I don't know how I'm supposed to look at fluffy and then go eat Bambi a little while later.

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Lifeline: It's because I love you enough to tell you the truth.

Wynn: Could you love me less?

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Alex, watching the Gang™ do something stupid: Welp, I guess we get to see Darwinism in action.

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Taylor: I love invertebrates. Did I ever tell you guys-?

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Arika: I have bodies in my trunk. Wanna see?

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Adams: I feel a lot when people buy me things, mainly immense guilt but also happiness.

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Wynn: Why is everyone looking at me like that?

T2: Because you're the one holding the flamethrower.

Wynn: Oh, right. My bad.

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Lifeline: Why is the kitchen on fire?

Arika: I had a vision.

Lifeline: A vision of what?

Arika: …Of the kitchen on fire.

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Wynn: Why are you covered in glitter?

Adams: Because I refuse to be boring.