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if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

[lilbug-guy]

at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

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This came to me in a vision

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walter white christmas and his sidekick jingles the elf are making pepperminthamphetamines at this current moment

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gale: Hey can i talk to you about somethi

my tav & astarion in the middle of 2am snacktime which he must have had some inkling of given that he came to astarion’s tent specifically:

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If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is

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do you guys think cavemen argued with each other about media consumption

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I wish we could ask him what a magistrate actually does because I don't have a fucking clue

(reference)

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Let's get cozy, friend.

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the thing is that we need duke of hell crowley now more than ever because like. okay so. so i’m just thinking like. hold on. so okay. so have you heard of night shift by lucy dacus

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☝️IM ALWAYS SOMETIMES SAYING THIS

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Party mean girls shit talking everyone in elvish