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it's so funny (not) when people go "riko hated kevin bc he felt less than him 🥺" "riko hated jean bc he and kevin had something special and he felt left behind" no. he hated kevin and jean because he was a fucking asshole and a narcissist and an abuser with daddy issues skill-less and violent worthless piece of shit :)

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404 - person doesn't exist

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It is not bi/homophobic in the year 2006 of all times to admit or say “hey, as a college athlete on track to go pro, it’s so much easier if everyone thinks you’re a straight jock”

Kevin and Jeremy KNOW THIS. As the two most media-trained, they KNOW. It would be easier for Andreil if the public never knows. If Jean was equally in love with an Elle Woods and a Jeremy Knox, it WOULD be easier if he chose Elle woods. Jeremy and Kevin being aware of societal homophobia is not biphobic or homophobic.

Jeremy doesn’t fully realize that Jean doesn’t want someone else, so yes he is worried because he’s INSECURE. He’s afraid Jean would never choose him for a variety of reasons, this is just one flavor.

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been getting really into bed recently

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he do be looking...

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This is Jeremy Knox if you even care

"Too trusting and loving, depending, and kind

Behind every kiss is a jaw that could bite

And maybe that's why I feel safe with bad guys

Because when they hurt me

I won't be surprised"

"Maybe I'm here waiting for someone

To get through my years of trying to trust them

I know that it's in me to really love someone

But that's not a thing I learned from my loved ones, oh"

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Manifesting this for The Broken Cage

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No you DONT UNDERSTAND he knows that gaze seeks him out at every room BECAUSE HE SEEKS IT OUT TOO AND ALWAYS SEES IT LOOKING BACK I WILL JUMP OFF A CLIFF

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“I am SOOO excited for Wishbone“ i said

i was then shot 53 times

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“i like boys” “i like girls” ok well speak up??? i know you hate me??? looked at your picture??? and cried??? like??? a??? baby???

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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

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yeah could I get a uuuuuuhhhhhhh...some whimsy? could I get some fucking whimsy up in here?

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A peek at our recent trip to the Bosch Parade in the Netherlands!

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The thing is that andrew killing tilda was the equivalent of a cat killing a mouse and dropping it at your feet, only the twins were raised as different creatures speaking different languages so instead of seeing it as the act of love and devotion it was aaron reacts with anger and disgust and fear and andrew reacts pretty much like a cat that has brought you a mouse and got kicked for his troubles aka cold resentment and faux indifference yk?

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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Yk I’m not sure he did actually

Renee: "Kevin has a girlfriend."

Neil: "Does Kevin know this?"