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been thinking about getting into recreational rocking back and forth

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

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Start Wandows Ngrmadly

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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

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How are my sweetie pees

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

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Astrology doesn't seem to work.

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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

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does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

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workdays should be like 4 hrs long max. and even that is pushing it tbqh

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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so