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Me six months ago: ya ya EMT at a summer camp, whatever! Working on a rig is traumatic, not this
Me: so maybe I’ll just become an accountant… no im okay I just will pray the pulse ox was faulty bc of the patients skin tone and that we really didn’t need the oxygen and I was being dramatic while holding the AED and calling for 911 over the radio.
#also it was nice having all medical on staff use they them pronouns for patient#I was head of communication and care for 30 mins bc we’re in the fucking middle of nowhere#my fanfics will be coming soon while I cope#EMT#EMT life#summer camp
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Me reading Kingsman fanfic

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I know it’s been a few days I’ve forgotten my antidepressants when I start thinking about my Harry Hart omega fic from 2020.
#what if Harry went into heat during the 24 hours with Eggsy before the final test?#also playing into my obsession and neuroscience speciality of amnesia#harry hart#kingsman#hartwin#eggsy unwin#kingsman eggsy#Kingsman Harry#Colin further#taron egerton#omegaverse
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its over. I did it. I am a certified EMT. Prepare for the craziest angst postings of your fuckin life. You have never seen tragic gays more tragic than the pandoras box of my damn google doc
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Being in your 20s is wild, because God Damn. Some things that happen
#what do you mean I’m allowed to spend fifteen hours in an airport after riding a greyhound for 10 hours all around the PNW?#My friends are having kids and getting married#and I’m stressed about my medical licensing for a shitty summer job#my friends are getting free choice of whatever car they want when theirs breaks down#but they can mock me and call my car a lemon when the transmission in mine goes bad and I have to beg for family help fixing it#my friends are getting houses and I am trying to plan my graduate degree around and with my partner’s graduate degrees#and like? i can live my life knowing multiple family members will die in the next year
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i have seen screenshots but i have not seen anyone actually post the entirety of lisa's sam diss track and its so fucking funny
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Calling Good Omens editors and musical fans!
Can someone make an edit of No One Else from The Comet of 1812 with Crowley and Aziraphale?
I see it in my head and it makes me cry.
I'll never be this happy again. You and I. And no one else. We've done this all before. We were angels once. Don't you remember?Joy and life. Inside our souls. And nobody knows. Just you and me. It's our secret
what.
#i know y’all would eat this up#good omens#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812#edit#video editing#ineffable husbands#broadway musicals
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Don't cry, okay? New Game Changer season in four days
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being excited for a new game-changer season is like being excited for your friends to get wasted tonight and you're the DD. I know everything I want to get done in the next two days will be put on immediate hold, and I will be laughing at something that happened with no context to others around me for weeks to come.
Yet I cannot talk about the fun man and his cackling crew as my friends do not care to know him.
"I can give you the account info?? There"s drag DND!"
"... maybe another time"
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THE JBL BOOK!! Yes I had the same textbook and this section is so funnyyyy
EMT Study Guide Provided by Instructor
"Cardiac Arrest A&P: Dead Signs & Symptoms: Pulseless, apneic Red Flags: Death"
No fucking shit, thanks!
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Yes I’m a neuro major who deeply loathes the idea of the “left and right” brain.
Yes I’m also a sanders sides fan!
WE EXIST!!
Fr tho, i can talk about the ACTUAL differences between the left and right brain all day long, but it’s not “logic/reason” and “creativity/personality”
IT DOES however! Deal with language and vision processing 😋☝️
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I gib~
Wanna practice some colouring you can! :3 Just pls tag me, i wanna see it Oh! and make your own post so you get the notes :D
Edit: Added one with a white bg for those who want to see the lineart easier :3
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heyy, if you're still taking requests could i please ask for a sassy logan?? interpret that any way you'd wish lol. thank you!!

you can hear the insulted princey noises if you listen closely
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I cant keep crying in the airport listening to my three hour long Thomas sanders MP3 playlist!
#miss your long distance boyfriend? try “On The Borderline“#you’ll cry the whole 4 hour flight!#sanders sides#thomas sanders#sasi
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Logan when donuts
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Shipping intrulociet is just..
I drew Logan so cute heres so bug
#intrulociet#remus sanders#sasi logan#SaSi Janus#SaSi remus#Logan sanders#Janus sanders#ts Logan#ts remus#ts Janus#sanders sides#Thomas sanders
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