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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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I wish Maomao and Jinshi just ended up as ace besties that ragebait each other… Jinshi trying to flirt with her (maomao ragebait)…. Maomao turning up her autistic swag so everyone fawns over her (jinshi ragebait)

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YESSSSSS

Art prompt: post abyss binghe as this image

Junshang, respectfully, what the fuck

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I'm not sure when exactly Mobei-Jun clued in 100% to his feelings for Shang Qinghua. You can write lots of different fun fics placing Mobei-Jun's "oh" realization in different places in SVSSS. I do think it took him a minimum of 5+ years, but that still gives us 20+ years of possibility because Moshang are truly incredible like that.

When Mobei-Jun fully realized his feelings is not important at the moment, however! Not the subject of interest here! Because I'm currently thinking about a possible stage before that, in which Mobei-Jun trusted Shang Qinghua more than anyone else in the world but hadn't yet allowed himself to think of such a ridiculous person as a romantic prospect. The stage when, due to pride and/or prejudice, Mobei-Jun still has Shang Qinghua in the "unfuckable" AND "unmarriageable" zones, but also still intends for his human servant to be by his side for the rest of his life.

Because, like, the stage before the long-brewing bubble of realization pops or the egg cracks or whatever can be the strangest of headspaces, where a person is juggling multiple conflicting ideas and still insisting to themselves that the ideas don't conflict. (See: Shen Yuan through all of SVSSS.) And I think Mobei-Jun deserves to suffer the embarrassment of looking back at his younger self's original life plans and finding them painfully obviously ridiculous.

Like, I think there was at least a solid month (but possibly even several years) where a younger Mobei-Jun's plans for the future looked something like this:

Become king. (Bring Shang Qinghua to ascension ritual.)

Kill or neutralize my uncle. (Ask Shang Qinghua for ideas.)

Conquer Demon and Human Realms. (Shang Qinghua should no longer waste so much time on his pathetic cultivation sect.)

Get married. (Doesn't really matter who it is. Have Shang Qinghua pick someone decent out.)

Have children to gain heirs. (Have Shang Qinghua raise them.)

???

Success. (Shang Qinghua is there.)

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That fuck ass arrow 😭

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i’m CRYINGGGGG

how is it so hard for people to care about women 😭 you see these people throwing a fit over being unable to find compelling women in media and then you look at theyre shipping two default male bathroom symbols together and creating a rich inner world for them

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Does anyone have yuri recommendations where the bottom has beautiful brown eyes and a gentle smile she hides behind a fan and a sweet loving disposition and maybe a green outfit colour scheme? And she should act aloof and cool in public but she's secretly a huge nerd. And she has a thin face and even though she's extroverted and very capable, she gets shy when it comes to romantic stuff. Top can look like whatever idc

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What if Liu Qingge had WhatsApp

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oopsie~ o///o

Emeryne's crow friend, blueberry, flies to see her in the middle of winter. Thank goodness she's okay, it's so cold these days and- oops.

(also it's hard to tell but darcy/blueberry is carrying an acorn in her mouth that's stem is connected to another acorn, as a sweet gift of love)

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Fashion police of the demon realm

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'The Emperor meets the Cucumber' the AU.

Luo Binghe will cry over Shen Yuan simultaneously defending him (the character) and cursing him (the person) out.

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an au has been rattling around in my head in which phoenix can see mia as a ghost when he puts on her magatama (but she can't be heard nor touch anything). here's one slice from such a life

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Someone asked for feminine Phoenix and I'm here to serve (context: they're at a black-tie party/event something hosted by a witness they both want to question)

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Playing with colors, still thinking about him

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zagthan boom shakalaka meme lmfao

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for context. i drew this after thanatos said something incredibly tsundere before vanishing

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Underworld News: Bullheaded Son of Hades can't follow instructions and is now facing multiple pacts of punishments