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FUCK YOU AND YOUR NSFW BAN @staff YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED N O T H I N G
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Tigerbelle’s Christmas cape finally came in the mail the other day so I had to do a photoshoot 😻🎄✨❤️‼️🙀
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Twas the night before Doomsday
Twas the night before Doomsday, and all through the ‘net Not a blog was secure from the coming upset. Why, the staff? They had vanished. And the users, they wept, As their blogs were downloading, to safely be kept.
The porn blogs were nestled all snug with their tags, “Safe For Work” labelled: with dicks, tits, and vaj. The fandoms, protesting the change from on high, Had signed their petitions - the exodus nigh.
And down in the bottom right of my display The countdown ticked on, flagging well underway. I readied my signout, and tabbed to my dash To browse one last time before it could crash.
Why, the bubble would pop and the users would flee And those who remained would be fewer indeed. One by one to be whittled, by flag and by ban Until all that remain are the bots and the spam.
As I gazed at my feed and the names I knew well, I shook my head sadly, for - though it was hell, There was much that was good on this chaotic site. And we’ll all be the poorer, when it says GOODNIGHT.
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Will the last person leaving Tumblr please turn off the lights.
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tumblr B.C. (before censorship)
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For everyone’s information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, here’s what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
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“I miss Montgomery Clift. I miss talking to him, exchanging thoughts and ideas. I miss laughing together and doing silly things together. He was the best friend I’ve ever had. And I think he would say the same about me. He was so brilliantly talented and such a tragic figure. Oh, I loved him- and I still do.” -Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift in A Place in the Sun. (1951)
#Elizabeth Taylor#Monty Clift#Suddenly Last Summer#Montgomery Clift#Beauty#Classic Film#Classic Hollywood
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“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”
We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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If Tumblr dies here’s a list of the places you can find me!
The woods at 3:48 am
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Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape
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u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
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Christmas cat is trouble. Christmas cat throws ornaments on the floor.
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