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xoqfabs:

Really, Rachel? Because anything you’ve done for us has benefited you, too. None of us care about the glee club as much as yu do so it’s all ultimately about you.

Without the glee club all of us would've been stuck living lives without really living them. Helping the glee club helped everyone. How many of you can say you were happier prior to glee club?

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xoqfabs:

Are you sure? Because I can think of a few that would have no problem pointing out all of the things you’ve done wrong to benefit you.

The things I have done to help the rest of you far outnumber the things I have done to further any personal agenda of my own. Anyone who can't see that has clearly only been watching with blinders.

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numberwhapuckerman:

What happened to you wanting me to obey the law?

You are obviously allowed leeway when it concerns me and my ability to stay out of a prison.

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text ⇄ puckleberry

Puck: 58%.

Rachel: 62%

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xoqfabs:

Just because they can ignore you doesn’t mean they believe you’d want to do make the right choice or do the right thing. You’re giving yourself way too much credit.

I have more than proven myself over the years as someone who is capable of doing the right thing even if it doesn't directly benefit me. Any of the other members of glee aside from Santana would admit that.

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xoqfabs:

I wouldn’t be so sure about that.

Why not? Most of the glee club learned to tune me out without a second thought and though it's aggravating it's something I've learned to work around.

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xoqfabs:

Because I’ve seen the way you work way too often.

Everybody has and they'd believe me without a second thought.

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xoqfabs:

Because I don’t think you actually feel that way.

What would make you an expert on the inner workings of my mind?

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Puck: I'm agreeing to everything but the percentage. 55%.

Rachel: I'm going to have to pass, but I will lower it some in the interest of fairness. 64%.

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numberwhapuckerman:

Hey, I thought you wanted me to be on the right side of the law these days. I can’t stay quiet if something illegal is happening.

If you reported your girlfriend, she would very quickly become your ex-girlfriend.

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xoqfabs:

That might become true if you keep telling yourself that.

What's wrong with me having a positive outlook on the life I live?

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Puck: See, I don't see myself winning with that. I'm not the brightest guy around, but even I noticed you didn't say anything about dropping the psych crap. No psych crap, 50%, three months, and one of the movies can be an off Broadway show.

Puck: We're putting a size limit on the star. I'm not plastering up that looks like it belongs on the Walk of Fame.

Rachel: No psychology, 70%, three months, and two movies.

Rachel: Fine. It'll be 1/3 as big.

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numberwhapuckerman:

Uh, pretty sure the law says you can’t do that, babe.

You would not report me to any authorities, Noah.

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xoqfabs:

I guess that’s all that matters.

It is. Nothing beats good health.

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xoqfabs:

And how has that worked out for you?

I'm alive and in good health, so quite well.

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Puck: 50% of my bedroom, you can pick out the movie dates for three months, we drop the psychology talk, and I won't tell your roommate where the stain on her bed came from.

Puck: I know you're living your dream at NYADA, but the only way I'm gonna be able to afford living in New York is if I find some dudes looking for a roommate. I've lived with chicks my whole life. I can deal with girly decorations, but I ain't moving in somewhere and tossing a Streisand poster on the living room wall. I'm gonna be living with people I don't know. I gotta look like I still have access to my balls.

Rachel: 60%, four months, you never mention stains ever again.

Rachel: Don't be ridiculous, any Barbra poster I find would go directly to my collection. But there will be at least one gold star in your room. That's non-negotiable.

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numberwhapuckerman:

Pretty sure the Torah doesn’t say anything about touching your Broadway collection.

It also doesn't say anything about me physically harming you for even suggesting something so horrible.