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fritolay sucks

eat it anyways stupid pig

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WE FINALLY GOT THE RELEASE DATE AND ITS SO SOON I CANT BELIEVE IT

NEVER KYS SILKSONG IS REALL

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Also very frustrating as a show producer in certain cultural arts when you are trying to advertise tge show and people feel like they're not allowed to come because theyre not from the culture.

Please come to the drag show even if youre cishet.

Please come to the bellydance showcase even if youre not Middle Eastern.

Please come to the Asian Festival if youre not Asian.

Please dance at the drum circle if youre not African.

If the event is being publicly advertised, you're invited. We want you to come if you intend to come respectfully. If you are asking 'am I allowed,' youre probably bot gonna be disrespectful. Please fill the seats. Cultural events have trouble with attendance sometimes because people who would be curious to go get shy about it. Please go to things that are curious to you. Your presence is not a burden.

I have yet to be kicked out of anything (unless you count the bathroom at a gas station that one time.)

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Dude. Fuck yes

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"but the US spends So Much Money on its military, surely it must have superior tech and resources to everyone else" what if I told u that 90% of US defense spending goes into stupid grifts and boondoggles exactly like the rest of the US economy

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I knew House was a bottom

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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

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Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you're falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying," but there's an element of the ridiculous to it - you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you're on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn't paint it very well.

— Richard Siken

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recreated the nightmare i had where i got into a car crash because i got blinded by this bumper sticker

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big issue with linear time is that when there are a few minutes until some event and they aren't enough minutes to do anything with, you just lose those minutes. I think you should be able to save them for later and then combine them into a chunk of leftover time that you get to use at the end of the day, like bonus hours.

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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

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aabria iyengar the dm of everything is now a full time cast member of critical role and was also sworn in along vic as the honorary president of dropout. she can't stop winning.

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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

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I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat