littlestwolf234

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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This girl at work who only grew up with ranch dogs and has told me before how much she hates dogs like beagles, (I had mention before how I grew up with beagles) bought a basset hound puppy. Now she’s mad cause she brings it to work, it’s not on a leash, and it won’t follow her around or listen like her other dog.

That’s just what hound dogs are like 🤷🏼‍♀️

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The op turned off reblogs but I needed to share this so bad. It’s music summer

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enough.

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My boss came to me for a serious question. The serious question was how many new workers are here and are they afraid of large dogs.

She’s just planning on bringing her Dobermans to work…

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had a dream last night that instead of boating between islands i started renting a small plane for $100 per flight and i used it like every week and one day i left it “coasting” with the propellers going while i ran back to my car to grab my purse i almost forgot and it turned out you couldn’t leave it coasting or it would explode

so it exploded and i was like “thank god i have pilot insurance”

but then the police came and arrested me and when i asked what i was being charged with they said “malicious intent.”

that was a legitimate charge in this world that i knew existed and i called a lawyer and she came in and said “not only did my client not have malicious intent, he had no intent. look at him.” and then everyone turned to me and nodded to agree that i looked clueless and stupid

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Getting so mad about liberals occupying beautiful states

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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i have decided to be an old geezer and despise the slang use of "crash out." Was "break down" not sufficient for you people? Did "losing it" lose its place in your hearts? Did "go berserk" not have enough flavor, enough pizzazz to satisfy? Was "ape shit" not evocative enough? Was "go bananas" too hard to spell despite the efforts of Ms. Stefani to educate a nation???

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“it’s the boys sir…”

“dear god…they’re back in town?”

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This man told everybody and now people are texting me good luck!!! 😅🙃

I told my boss that I joined a Co-ed softball team and have a game tonight so I need to leave work a little early, and he went into full dad mode preparing me for it like I’m on a little league team. 😅

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I told my boss that I joined a Co-ed softball team and have a game tonight so I need to leave work a little early, and he went into full dad mode preparing me for it like I’m on a little league team. 😅

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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends