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dinnertime domestic bliss

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Here comes the tonal whiplash between this comic and my last

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The sole purpose of DOGE is misinformation and disinformation.

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First Felon does not consult legal advice. He breaks laws, then tries to find lawyers and judges willing to sacrifice all integrity to enable his crimes.

Breaking the law is MAGA default. Zero court rulings against MAGA crimes will be obeyed.

Civil liberties and personal freedoms threaten abusers/rapists/felons.

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if psych (2006) was running today the harry potter episode would still happen but gus would purposefully mispronounce jk r*wling’s name every time he says it and shawn would introduce gus as “my associate, Trans Gender”

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Nazi propaganda and Trump propaganda are the same thing. Republicans are too busy licking boots to say anything.

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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Stupid comic based on that one meme

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you tried, Light…

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welcome to the rest of your fucked life under the eternal bush regime

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“In other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. I’m not interested. ”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GERARD WAY! | APRIL 9th, 1977

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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The fact that Sanji was living some of the worst days of his entire existence on Whole Cake Island while at the same time Zoro was living his best life in Wano will never not be amusing to me