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My two greatest fears are permanence and change

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Marx did not say that you have to 'jerk it'

were you there?

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Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

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i love a song that's a threat

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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it’s honestly incredible that blaseball rewired my brain enough that it still fucks up my ability to call emojis the right thing. even after all this time, I still slip up sometimes and call 🎸 a garage and 🐌 a worm

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wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf

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Make That Man's Shorts Even Shorter. The Prince Of Darkness Commands You

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

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we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

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The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

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every image of a tawny frogmouth is perfection. i've never seen a single picture of a tawny that dissapoints.