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I saw an ad for a Superman toy.
consisting of action figures of the kaiju monster vs supes and the justice gang.
The whole gimmick was that you make Superman uppercut Kaiju, in which the monsters abdomen explodes open and his slime guts spill out everywhere.

Did—did the people wh—o made that toy…,..did they waTCH THE MOVIE??????? DID THEY ABSORB AN OUNCE OF WHAT THE MOVIE WAS SAYING????? THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT CLARK WANTED??????
#the psychic damage I took was immense#I sat there for a solid thirty seconds with my jaw on the floor#capitalism strikes again#THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF THAT SCENE#WITH CLARK VS KAIJU#IS THAT HE??? WANTS TO NOT HURT IT????#HE DOESNT WANT TO EXPLODE HIS GUTS EVERYWHERE??????#simply a fundamental misunderstanding of the character and the movie they are trying to profit off of#superman 2025#also im not even getting into how that’s a quite…violent concept for a children’s toy#or is that just me#idk#I could make an hour long cj the x style video on that single 15 second YouTube ad for that stupid little toy
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arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself
#I don’t have anything else to add to this#like please I beg of thee#use your brain#human brains and our capacity for thinking and creating are one of the coolest things about us as a species#why outsource that#<- THIS!!!!!!!!?
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saw some of her outfits in the comics and got inspired by pinterest to give her something
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fuckin RIP Johnny Storm, your brother in law was a dumbass.
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airport doodle from the other day :P
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"The Marriage of Froggo Amphibini and Giopiggi Porculini"
The June photo from Miss Piggy's Art Masterpiece Calendar 1984: Treasures from the Kermitage Collection.
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Hey, just so everyone knows I will NEVER be normal about the episode of Rebels when Rex has a panic attack and, out of everyone he's ever met, calls out for Cody.
#ough#scrolled past this without reblogging but I had to come back bc#the clones still mean so much to me#not actively in my Star Wars moment#but always in my clone moment#the brothers of all time#sobbing just thinking about them#star wars#tcw
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every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park
#big fan of these guys#dinosaurs#raptors#those are just birds ur honor#and birds are just dinosaurs ur honor
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Yelena: Has anyone seen Bob?
Bob, lying facedown on the floor: Present.
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I just know John Walker rage baits her every day
#I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again#john is her annoying younger brother#thunderbolts#yelena belova#john walker
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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu
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superman 2025 spoilers!
but i think one of my favorite parts of the movie was when lois told clark that the mighty crabjoys band was pop punk junk but then when she’s in his childhood bedroom and sees the poster for them she just smiles because yeah they’re not “hardcore” punk but that’s who clark is! the idea of clark being pop punk because yeah he’s a little lame but his politics and actions are genuine and lifechanging and lois realizing that clark has always been like this is so sweet
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I feel that we don’t talk enough about Mr Terrific flying on Krypto's back
This had me laughing so hard! Like whoever thought, "We should definitely have Mr. Terrific ride Krypto like a rocket.", thank you. You were 100% correct.
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rewatched black widow and i have to say seeing it again really makes it seem stupid that thunderbolts killed taskmaster right off the bat like that. you mean to tell me the little girl who was blown up in a horrific accident that turned her into a cybernetic nightmare soldier, free will completely owned by her abusive father, who finally escaped only to fall into work for a corrupt corporation, gets shot and killed with no hint of a peaceful resolution besides the fact she’s now dead? what?
#THIS#AAAAAA#antonia dreykov you are alive to me#<- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#if palpatine can return so can antonia#thunderbolts#antonia dreykov
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I'm sorry. David Corenswet brought his dog to set in her own Superman costume?
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