local-sleepless-cryptid

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

shit he found out, quick, blorbofy the other two to distr@ct him

despite what tumblr apparently believes, i am not a fictional character from the show pcfc. there should not be fan media of me. cease.

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

how is there @lready f@nfic of them on @o3?

wh@t h@ve i st@rted?

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

like to ch@rge, reblog to c@st! :)

lokey @rchivist @nd th@t h@nd guy should kiss tbh

like to ch@rge, reblog to c@st!

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

lokey @rchivist @nd th@t h@nd guy should kiss tbh

like to ch@rge, reblog to c@st!

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

not super @ctive in the pcfc f@ndom but like c@n we m@ke th@t @rchivist dude c@non to pcfc..

it'd be re@lly funny.

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

Tips for cryptids:

1. Heating pads help with aches while your wings grow in. Even in their growing stage, make sure to preen!

2. Antlers and horns have potential to crack. When this happens, make sure to clean the wound and have plenty of calcium.

3. Make sure your fangs are well kept, very few dentists treat fangs.

4. Tails should not be used to pick up heavy objects. The heaviest thing you should pick up is an average plastic water bottle.

Stay safe and wear your mask!

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

Mothman or goatman?

Mothm@n h@nds down

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

yeah no i dont really do the whole “sleep” thing

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

humans arent real. sorry i dont make the rules

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

The gods cursed me with this human form and I will spend every waking hour making them regret creating me

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

Feel like this belongs on this blog

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

@yo

Come @sk​ me questions, I’m lonely in the moss!

I me@n you don’t h@ve to like if you don’t w@nt to but like, I’m lonely

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

This is @ poem I wrote th@t I would like to share

Life is weird

Life is hard

I still can't believe

I m@de it this f@r

But I'll still be here

When the world crumbles bene@th my feet

Bec@use fin@lly,

I'm enough for me

I hope everyone re@ding this gets to @ point where they're h@ppy with themselves bec@use everyone out there deserves h@ppiness

Keep fighting

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

Me: pl@ying with @ little bug on the t@ble

My grandm@: puts pl@te down @ccidentally squishing my bug friend

Me: ;-;

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

well shit

[local-sleepless-cryptid]

stand in the light of a streetlamp during a thunderstorm. this will unlock secret emotions and free serotonin.