logicallogan

[logicallogan]

My rules

-) The usual applies: no godmodding, no controlling my character, don’t be mean while out-of-character, and don’t reblog RPs that you’re not a part of.

-) I am an expert in exactly zero fields of study, so any information that Logan gives either comes straight from the Sanders Sides videos, or was looked up by myself on the internet. I apologize in advance for any wrong information.

-) I am open to playing with OCs. However, I do request that you have an about page up for your OC. I don’t feel comfortable playing across from a muse I know nothing about.

-) Crossovers are welcome. I do hold the right to turn down fandoms that make me uncomfortable, though.

-) Smut is not allowed. Doesn’t matter what the circumstances.

-) I’m okay with shipping between muses, just know that I am very akward when it comes to writing romance in general, so I’m much more likely to want platonic threads.

-) Like Thomas, Logan is 100% gay. That means that any threads with female characters is going to be 100% platonic.

-) I am okay with Logan getting hurt, just don’t kill him without my permission.

-) I don’t rp on IM. That is for out-of-character discussions only.

-) I do try to tag triggers. If I fail to tag something you need tagged, let me know I will rectify the situation.

-) Memes and open starters have no expiration dates. I don’t care if I sent them in 5 seconds ago or 5 years ago, they’re still good to use.

-) Take as long as you need on replies. I don’t mind. Heaven knows I’ll probably be keeping you all waiting enough to warrant you taking your time. :)

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Logan

Name: Logan Sanders, aka Logic.

Height: 5'10"

Appearance: A straight-backed young man with neatly brushed brown hair and brown eyes aided by a pair of black-rimmed warby parker glasses. His default dress style is professional, wearing a black dress shirt, a dark blue necktie, and black dress shoes. He wears jeans when at home or doing some outdoor activity, but if he’s going out to interact with other people, he wears tan slacks.

Personality: Logan has a practical and professional mind, wanting nothing more than to be taken seriously. He is perfectly capable of partaking in silliness and fun, but tends to be reluctant to do so unless given good reason, as he fears that people won’t listen to him if they think of him as a joke. He loves learning and encourages it in others as well, but he has difficulty admitting when he’s wrong, always believing himself to be the smartest person in the room.

Despite his dislike for sentiment (or feelings in general), he does care about other people. The health and well-being of his friends are of great importance to him, and if need be he will step outside his comfort zone in order to help them. He tends to get awkward when emotions are involved, finding it difficult to comfort in any way other than through facts, but he does try.  

Background: Logan is an aspect of Thomas’ personality, representing his logical side. He resides in Thomas’ mindscape, along with Thomas’ other sides. He is able to pop up in the real world, but never very far from Thomas’ side. 

Human!Logan background: Logan Sanders is a college professor who teaches English and Astronomy classes. He lives in a small but impeccably-maintained house or apartment and never goes to parties or really anywhere (except possibly lectures or museums) unless someone drags him there. He may or may not have the other sides as roommates, depending on the thread.

Other: 

-) Logan is capable of singing, but has difficulty becoming relaxed enough to do so around other people, so he ends up just speaking the lyrics. He prefers poetry. 

-) He has difficulty with slang terms. He always keeps modern slang vocabulary cards on him at all times so that he can reference them if need be, and is always writing down new ones he comes across. Figures of speech also confuse him sometimes, as he has the tendency to take the phrases too literally.

-) When relaxing by himself, he likes to wear a unicorn onesie, but he is embarrassed by this and prefers that other people not find out about it, because he fears it will damage his reputation as a serious person.

-) He is a Sherlock Holmes geek. He will drop his attempts at being serious if given the opportunity to dress up as Sherlock.

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Reblog this if I have permission to go in your inbox to start a random RP

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Logan’s eyes widened a bit at this bit of news. He knew he should have moved out and found a different house. He was lucky not to have been caught before then. “Your grandfather shouldn’t have known about Borrowers.” Logan said. “We make it a point not to be noticed by humans. Had I known previous Borrowers in the area had been seen, I would never have moved in. At least now I have an excuse to go find somewhere with more routine and fewer humans.” 

“Human bean is a Borrower term... I suppose you could call it ‘slang’.” Logan explained, his love for explaining things momentarily overriding his fear. “Previous generations of Borrowers actually thought ‘bean’ was the correct pronunciation of ‘being’, and even believed humans to be a type of bean. Nowadays, of course, we know better. Now ‘bean’ is simply used as a slightly old-fashioned synonym for ‘human’.”

He realized that he had gone into full-on lecture mode and stopped himself, clearing his throat and adjusting his glasses awkwardly. 

"Like butter is to bread"

@a-adventurer

Send “Like bread is to butter” for a starter where my muse is a Borrower living in your muse’s walls.

Logan cautiously poked his head out of a hole in the wall, peering around to make sure there were no Beans in the room. He was running low on food and needed to go borrowing, but there were so many people living in the building that it made it difficult to find a good time. 

He couldn’t help but feel like he had made a bad choice in choosing this place to be his new home, but leaving was more hassle than staying. He wasn’t Scottish-born, in fact he was from Florida, having accidentally immigrated to Scotland when he had gotten stuck in a suitcase and carried along with his Beans when they went on vacation. He had quickly discovered a distaste for Scottish weather, and had decided that living in a house with six Beans was preferable to going out in it. 

Things seemed quiet enough, though, so he was taking the opportunity while it was open. He made his way swiftly but carefully across the counter to where a bag of cookies had been forgotten on the counter. He would have preferred something healthier, but the cookies were small, and one would last him a couple days at least. 

He had just managed to grab one and drag it out onto the counter, when kitchen light suddenly turned on. Blinded by the sudden brightness, he froze, cookie still clutched in his hands. 

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Werewolf sentence starters

1. “You’re a werewolf? That explains why you never agreed to hang out with me on nights where there was a full moon.” 

2. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel our plans. I forgot that there’s a full moon tonight.” 

3. “You know, when I think of a werewolf, you are not what I picture.” 

4. “So, how long have you been a werewolf?”

5. “You?! You’re the werewolf?! You watch me running around, trying to find the werewolf, and you don’t tell me that you are it?!” 

6. “Keep that silver away from me!” 

7. “I think I got bitten by a werewolf.” 

8. “You can’t be a werewolf. Werewolves aren’t real.” 

9. “______, I have something to tell you. I’m… a werewolf.” 

10. “I hate having to be the one to lock you up every full moon.”

11. “What does it feel like when you turn into a wolf?” 

12. “Yes, I’m a werewolf. Please don’t freak out.” 

13. “Nobody’s known about me being a werewolf since ______.” 

14. “Does anyone else know that you’re a werewolf?” 

15. “So those chains in the basement are for you? Thank god. I was worried you were a kidnapper or serial killer or something.” 

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Send “#1 parent” for an AU where my muse is a single parent.

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logan,  p l e a s e —

this serves as a testament to the fact that to me, you’re negligent which is fine it just works to your detriment

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“Learning New Things About Ourselves” - Logan Screenshots 3/?

Look at this angry nerd:

(please someone make that into a meme - edit: don’t worry, I did it)

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Logan: Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

Roman: But That’s half the fun of it!

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Mobile Dating Game: Logan Sanders Route!

Tagged by: I saw a bunch of other people doing this, so I thought I’d get in on the action.

Tagging: @faithfulservantoftheking, @a-adventurer, @nocturnal-melody456, @thefailingthief, and anyone else who want to. 

ROUTE START: “Salutations.” 

ROUTE SWITCH: “Well, if that’s the way you feel about it, I am Outtie 50,000.” 

MENU INTERFACE, POKE A: “If you need help with something, I’d be happy to assist you.”   MENU INTERFACE, POKE B: “Back again? Is this a difficult subject for you?”  MENU INTERFACE, POKE (REPEATEDLY): “You seem to be coming around a lot. I’m starting to get the idea that help with your work is just an excuse.”  MENU INTERFACE, POKE MAX ♥: “You can stay if you want, just don’t touch anything.” 

COMPLETED SCENE, +♥: “If I had feelings, I would say this has been fun. As it is, I will say that it was... satisfactory. We should do this again sometime.”  COMPLETED SCENE, -♥: “Well, that was a complete waste of time. For both of us.” 

GIFT (NEUTRAL): “Oh. Thank you.”  GIFT (DISLIKED): “Are you certain this is my gift? Because I have no idea what you expect me to do with this.”  GIFT (LIKED): “Is this what I think it is? Dear Newton, it is. How did you know I wanted one of these?”  GIFT: (THEIR BIRTHDAY): “Birthdays are a societal construct that I don’t understand, but thank you anyway.” 

BIRTHDAY: “Congratulations on surviving another year. It is obligatory for friends and family to give some kind of material reward for this feat, so here is my contribution. I hope you like it.”  

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Logan narrowed his eyes at the human girl. “You’re awfully blase about all this.” He commented. She wasn’t acting logically. When a Bean saw a Borrower, they were supposed to be either surprised or menacing. Just acting like he was just another Bean who had stopped by for a visit was not how a Bean was supposed to act. Something had to be up. Was she trying to lull him into a false sense of security?

“I hope you know that I’m not going to accept any food you offer me.” He said, climbing to his feet so that he didn’t feel like he was cowering, even though he was on the inside. The size difference between the pair was hard to ignore. “Anything a human bean offers me is too likely to be poisoned or drugged.” 

"Like butter is to bread"

@a-adventurer

Send “Like bread is to butter” for a starter where my muse is a Borrower living in your muse’s walls.

Logan cautiously poked his head out of a hole in the wall, peering around to make sure there were no Beans in the room. He was running low on food and needed to go borrowing, but there were so many people living in the building that it made it difficult to find a good time. 

He couldn’t help but feel like he had made a bad choice in choosing this place to be his new home, but leaving was more hassle than staying. He wasn’t Scottish-born, in fact he was from Florida, having accidentally immigrated to Scotland when he had gotten stuck in a suitcase and carried along with his Beans when they went on vacation. He had quickly discovered a distaste for Scottish weather, and had decided that living in a house with six Beans was preferable to going out in it. 

Things seemed quiet enough, though, so he was taking the opportunity while it was open. He made his way swiftly but carefully across the counter to where a bag of cookies had been forgotten on the counter. He would have preferred something healthier, but the cookies were small, and one would last him a couple days at least. 

He had just managed to grab one and drag it out onto the counter, when kitchen light suddenly turned on. Blinded by the sudden brightness, he froze, cookie still clutched in his hands. 

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I’ve been watching a lot of Thomas Sanders lately, especially Sanders Sides, and came across the video where a friend does Thomas up in makeup based on each side (I’d link the video but you know how tumblr is)

I literally never wear or draw makeup, so I don’t know makeup artists will feel about this

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Logan found it slightly easier to breathe once he had been set down on the comfortingly solid countertop, especially when the bean girl took a step back. He wasn’t comfortable, not by a long shot, but at least now he didn’t feel like his heart was going to explode. 

He had to admit the that girl, Scarlett, had an interesting choice of first questions. Not “what are you” or “why are you so small” or “why are you in my house��. No, she wanted to know his name. After a moment’s deliberation, he decided it wasn’t information she could use against him. 

“My name is Logan.” He said, his American accent blatantly different from her Scottish one. “Salutations.” He had heard that word used on the television once, and had always wanted to try it himself. He never thought it would be when meeting a bean, though. 

"Like butter is to bread"

@a-adventurer

Send “Like bread is to butter” for a starter where my muse is a Borrower living in your muse’s walls.

Logan cautiously poked his head out of a hole in the wall, peering around to make sure there were no Beans in the room. He was running low on food and needed to go borrowing, but there were so many people living in the building that it made it difficult to find a good time. 

He couldn’t help but feel like he had made a bad choice in choosing this place to be his new home, but leaving was more hassle than staying. He wasn’t Scottish-born, in fact he was from Florida, having accidentally immigrated to Scotland when he had gotten stuck in a suitcase and carried along with his Beans when they went on vacation. He had quickly discovered a distaste for Scottish weather, and had decided that living in a house with six Beans was preferable to going out in it. 

Things seemed quiet enough, though, so he was taking the opportunity while it was open. He made his way swiftly but carefully across the counter to where a bag of cookies had been forgotten on the counter. He would have preferred something healthier, but the cookies were small, and one would last him a couple days at least. 

He had just managed to grab one and drag it out onto the counter, when kitchen light suddenly turned on. Blinded by the sudden brightness, he froze, cookie still clutched in his hands. 

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And the child was crying. Granted, Logan could understand how being separated from her family at such a young age would be distressing, but crying didn’t help anything. People needed to keep a clear, logical head in situations like this. Unfortunately, clear, logical heads seem to be something few children had. 

“Did you and your brothers arrange a meeting place beforehand?” He asked. “Somewhere where you all could convene, in the event that you got separated? Say, a fountain or a particular shop that you all know the location to. Something like that.”  

Hey, little one

Scarlett wandered around, completely lost and alone. She had lost her brothers while they were shopping for Christmas gifts. “Colby?” She asked. “Tom? Liam?” Scarlett looked around.

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Merry Christmas!

December 25th felicitations to you, as well. 

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Marks and Rec: Misc #932

(The most unrealistic part of the whole scenario is Logan using that idiom, haha.) (Dialogue from Buzzfeed Unsolved.)