longdeadking

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Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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remember to eat all of the delicious summertime fruits you can before theyre no longer in season. my final message. goodbye

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The Council

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strict top/bottom takes in my fandom? in 2025?

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i cant draw so you have to picture them in your mind but my main guy is celeste hillsborne and theyre like if a white monster energy was a person. the only reason they shower is to keep their hair from becoming one giant knot (they have long ass hair) and theyre really depressed but they think thats just their vibe. their mom was a crazy hippie so they didnt get vaccinated until they turned 18. they are also addicted to nicotine and in denial

i really have never talked about the evil gay portland friendgroup me and my friend have been making since middle school on this website huh

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i really have never talked about the evil gay portland friendgroup me and my friend have been making since middle school on this website huh

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ok so hear me out

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Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

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May I introduce you to my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip which only got funnier when I got hearing aids.

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some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

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getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing