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i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.
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"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.
"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.
"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.
don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.
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Dick lays like a beautiful princess and Roy lays like a cartoon character who just had an anvil fall on him
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if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside
if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier
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I think the strangest criticism of queer ships is when people say “no, they’re best friends” or “they’re better as just friends” like bitch they are still best friends. They’re just also fucking. What’s not clicking?
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YALL SOME REMINDERS
DRINK FUCKING WATER
EAT FOOD (IT CAN BE SMALL, JUST EAT SOMETHING IF YOU HAVENT)
SLEEP AT LEAST 5 HOURS TONIGHT
DO AT LEAST ONE SELF CARE ITEM:
LIKE:
TRYING TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH
OR WASH YOUR FACE
BRUSH YOUR HAIR
CHANGE CLOTHES
SHOWER OR USE A BODY WIPE.
(BUT REMEMBER ITS SUPER FUCKIGN HARD TO DO THAT SO IF YOU CANT, THATS OK)
TRY TO LEAVE YOUR ROOM, AND WHEN YOU DO, TRY TO REMOVE AT LEAST ONE DISH OR PIECE OF GARBAGE WITH YOU
TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS
ITS GONNA BE OK
IM PROUD OF YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO
AND REMEMBER, ALL STEPS ARE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE NOTHING TO SOMEONE ELSE
YOU'RE DOING AMAZING
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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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I'm a native English speaker and I have GCSE level Spanish... I understand some French but I'm pretty awful. As a kid I was fluent in Hungarian but I've practically lost it all now other than a few Phrases 😭 I would really love to learn Italian or perhaps relearn Hungarian. (•‿•)
I'm curious, what languages do my mutuals know?
I speak both English and German, and I know some very basic phrases of Finnish, Spanish, and French.
Tag your mutuals!!
@serene-sky-kid @halcyon-xxy @plutonium-sky @ari-skycotl @arsolitaforever @beigetiger @ejsuperstar
If I forgot you, I'm sorry, and don't be afraid to join in regardless <3
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Thanks for the tag <3
Basically how I look just as a 🐇 and quiz results seem to be pretty accurate lol
Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:
Make this picrew of yourself
Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)
Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

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It would be so funny if autistic people started describing allistic experience the same pathologised way doctors describe autism
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