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Not having an orc girlfriend who treats me like a princess is a tragedy.

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behold the pale horse carrying the burnt corpse

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shadow/horror miguel [we’re so back]

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Hide your wives, hide your husbands, hide your kids cause he's coming for everybody !

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ツムステ🕹️キャッチャー ※クリックする

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Long boy

Silver: "It's fascinating how similar you and this tsum are, my liege. Not only in appearance, but in personality as well."

Malleus, while latched onto Yuu so they would stop gushing over his tsum: "What are you talking about? This puny creature and I have nothing in common."

Silver: "... Of course, sir. Forgive my transgression."

Later that day, when Malleus stopped trying to take YuuTsum as his pet and MalleTsum in turn stopped rubbing itself all over Yuu, they bonded over a peculiar shared interest in gargoyle observation.

Malleus went to bed at 5AM the next day; having spent five hours rambling obscure factoids about Ramshackle's gargoyles and MalleTsum occasionally squeaking in seeming agreement.

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Build-A-Bear except it's Guillermo Del Toro making you a Monster Boyfriend.

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my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom

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Day 6: The Prince You Wished Loved You

Beast

The Beast was the first imaginative character I fell in love with, even before I saw the movie. Like I said before, I was introduced to Beauty and the Beast very early through my mother. Even in the ornate picture books my mother had I could look into the Beast’s eyes and feel myself there.

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- ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀᴠᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴘʟs

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How I think Leona feels about his tsum in a nutshell.

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He does his little dancey dance

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Malleus be like :

If this isn't an Otome game, I WILL TURN IT INTO ONE

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I’m not too big on romance or vampires but I am WEAK for “vampire risks burning in sunlight for their human love” shit

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I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

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My baby boy Alucard deserves better and you all know it