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DAY 3: September to Remember Fest

thought death love space & time

by Beatificbean, saintmlfy, Wanderingfair

Pairing: Theodore Nott x Harry Potter Rating: M Length: 45 minutes Summary:

Droplets of rain collect on the second helmet resting atop the bike’s seat, now extended to fit two. Theo usually finds it painfully difficult to seize what he wants, but he barely blinks as he accepts it from Harry’s outstretched hand, and slips onto the back of a motorbike.

OR

Theodore Nott's life is flipped upside down when a disturbance in the Department of Mysteries makes his longtime crush his newest partner and co-worker.

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Or when Harry impulsively brings his unrequited crush on a work trip.

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DAY 3: September to Remember Fest

Thestrals on the Property

by elliemess, karma_cookie, SilverDragonGemini

Pairing: Pansy Parkinson x Ron Weasley Rating: E Length: 48 minutes Summary:

“That’s what they look like,” Ron said while angling his head to look at the book in her hands. “Beautiful things, aren’t they?”

He departed a moment later, leaving Pansy to frown at both the embossed thestral and his shrinking figure as he headed outside. She shook her head while thumbing through the various illustrations within the book, struggling to understand how someone could ever consider something so dark and scary to be beautiful.

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OR: Grief has an interesting way of bringing people together.

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Or when Harry impulsively brings his unrequited crush on a work trip.

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New Podfic for Merlin Kinkalot

Written by @jelliewrites

Listen on AO3

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Podfic ✧ Penned by fast_brother & plotty

Title: Penned by fast_brother & plotty

Team Members: Anonymous & Anonymous

Link to Original Text: Based on Penned, written by fast_brother and plotty.

Summary:

Harry and Draco write to each other. A lot (110 letters). For years (10). Until they figure things out. This is the narrated podfic of the written work by fast_brother & plotty.

Rating: T (Teen and Up Audiences)

Length: 01:10:51

Warnings: Epistolary, EWE, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Auror Harry Potter, Potions Master Draco Malfoy, Getting to Know Each Other, Mutual Pining, Romance, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug, Harry Potter is Not Okay.

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.

[Podfic] Penned by fast_brother & plotty

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DAY 2: September to Remember Fest

Coq au Vin

by JocundaSykes, MWard01, Zeebee3

Pairing: Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter Rating: E Length: 58 minutes Summary:

He’d seen the word France and thought Draco, and then stopped thinking.

But as Harry steps out from the luxuriously bewitched Portkey onto the sunny country road with Malfoy at his elbow, the ramifications of his single-mindedness crash down.

He’s in France with Malfoy.

Alone.

For two days.

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Or when Harry impulsively brings his unrequited crush on a work trip.

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DAY 1: September to Remember Fest

The Nott so Subtle Art of Matchingmaking by Crymsy, emeraldsinthedark, TiffyTea

Pairing: Hermione Granger x Oliver Wood Rating: E Length: 54 minutes Summary:

Hermione Granger’s post-breakup coping strategy is simple: professionalism and absolutely no pining. Unfortunately, both become harder to maintain the moment she and her partner at the DMAC, Theodore Nott, arrive at the DMGS fundraising gala. That’s when she spots longtime crush Oliver Wood, looking obnoxiously handsome and being impossibly charming. When the Ministry’s bargain-bin fireworks inevitably misfire, Hermione is forced into work mode, but chaos (plus a whole lot of Theo’s meddling and a heroically disheveled Oliver) quickly dismantles what’s left of her resolve.

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Bad Luck, Red Pants, and Broken Washing Machines by @the-starryknight

A bite-sized Drarry in a laundromat for your Sunday morning ...

Bad Luck, Red Pants, and Broken Washing Machines by @the-starryknight Pairing: Draco x Harry Rating: T Length: 11 minutes Summary:

After his five year sentence of magical suppression, Draco Malfoy got used to working without his wand. It's just days like today when nothing seems to be going right that he regrets his life in the Muggle world.

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Playfully Planned Parenthood  by ChrisCalledMeSweetie, GhostOfNuggetsPast, Podfics by Juuls 

Returning home from the registry office, newlywed husbands Sherlock and John launch into an increasingly fanciful discussion of their potential parenthood. John is giddy with the joy of having just married the love of his life, while Sherlock is doing his best to pretend he isn’t every bit as giddy.

Created for the @pod-together challenge as an homage to all of the amazing Parentlock podfics out there, many of which provided inspiration for this work.

Cover art full of both literal and figurative Easter eggs by @ghostofnuggetspast.

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New podfic! Salt on the Western Wind by Saras_Girl

drarry | Rating: M | Length: 05:49:20| AO3 podfic link | AO3 fic link

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[Podfic] Zoom by @tackytigerfic (M, 20 minutes)

Just a quick little fic for Harry's birthday.

There was a time when Harry and Malfoy were close — fighting for the same championship on different sides of the garage, but wearing the same colours. They were teammates. And then Malfoy left.

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Podfic wip - Eternally Consistent by kitsunealyc

Drarry ! Rating: Explicit | AO3 podfic post | AO3 fic post

Posted chapter 3- been a while since I posted a wip and forgot to post here.

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Just a sweet, innocent little fic that peu dropped on us and I recorded as soon as I had the house to myself for an hour.

[Podfic] Princess by peu_a_peu (E, 26 minutes)

Harry figured he would spend the weekend playing with himself.

(okay no but really don't just put this on with your kids in the car, maybe wait until you have headphones on.)

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@aemelia's One Sentence Stories

Back in February, my lovely friend @aemelia wrote these beautiful one-sentence Drarry stories where she thoroughly abused the comma and semi-colon as well as completely scoffing at the idea of a run-on sentence, all to INCREDIBLE effect. I knew after the second one that I wanted to record them. So here they are, complete with beautiful interstitial music written by the author herself.

Forbidden Forest Anthology: One Sentence Stories by @aemelia Pairing: Draco x Harry Rating: T Length: 15 minutes Summary:

A series of one sentence stories, in which the author abuses punctuation thoroughly.

Listen now on AO3

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i hope that podficcers know they provide an invaluable service to society, which is "can enjoy a damn good fic while doing laundry/dishes" and "bedtime story except i dont have to sear my eyes out" and "the act of transforming this into spokenform has added another layer to the narrative" and so on and so forth

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Chapter 3!

"Preludes in F-Sharp" (56 minutes)

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Yet another AO3 bot situation - please spread the word!

Hi, it's me again, the person who wrote that viral post about fanfiction plagiarism! Today I'm here to warn you about abuse perpetrated by bots who have stolen AO3 usernames.

There's currently an epidemic of bots going around leaving (apparently random) horrible, hateful comments on people's fics. This isn't the first time bots have invaded AO3, but the big problem with this wave is that they're using real AO3 usernames to do it.

I learned about this when another writer contacted me after receiving the following comment on their story:

Now, while that is my username, I DEFINITELY did not leave this comment (and anyone who would leave something like that on a fic should be slapped! What an awful thing to post). This fic is in a completely unrelated fandom that I have never participated in, nor has that author participated in any of my fandoms, so the probability of it being some intentional fandom drama thing to make me look bad is also low.

The writer whose fic the comment was left on enlisted the aid of some friends and tracked down other guest comments with unrelated usernames attached, which is pretty strong evidence that they are being left by bots at random.

The TL;DR: If you receive a cruel comment from a (Guest) with an actual AO3 username attached, it's most likely from a bot. Please do not lash out at or dogpile the AO3 user who owns that name, and who in all likelihood has no idea that their name has been hijacked for evil.

If finding this kind of comment on a fic, even left by a bot, is likely to upset you, I would recommend changing your comment settings so that only users who are logged in can leave comments. To do this, edit your story settings, and under "Privacy," select the radio button that says "Only registered users can comment," as shown below.

Please spread the word to other AO3 users! And if you see mean guest comments on other fics, maybe let the author know that it's probably from a bot and not a real person who thinks their writing is bad.