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Laureena: Wow, you are really pulling this off.

Castiel: I know, all this research is actually gonna work. Should I prepare for things all the time?

Laureena: Ye-

Castiel: Nah, that's crazy.

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*Hufflepuffs are on a hike*

Valerie: Man, it's beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!

Oscar, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE'S A WHORE.

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Oliver: About a week ago I accidentally made out with Katrina.

Conrad: Really?

Oliver: Yes.

Conrad: You accidentally made out with Katrina.

Oliver: Yes.

Conrad: Accidentally.

Oliver: Yes.

Conrad: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?

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Castiel: [to Emma] Those pants look great! And I bet it would look even better on Callum's floor.

Callum: Are you hitting on Emma...for me?

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Katrina: [slurring] I love you.

Emma: I'm sorry, what?

Katrina: [more firmly] I Love You Lils.

Emma: Kat, you’re drunk.

Katrina: True....

Emma: So you don't mean that.

Katrina: Nope. I do mean it! You're Call's girl! So I love you!

Emma:

Katrina: 'Cause you know... you make him happy.

Emma: Aww Kat... [hugs her. But she won't let go of the her]

Katrina:

Emma:

Katrina:

Emma: Katrina?

Katrina:

Emma: Dammit you passed out didn't you.

Katrina: *snores*

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Acho que eu e o falecido professor Snape, poderíamos dar aulas de como não superar o crush... ia ser um sucesso

Matt Miller  em alguma conversa qualquer

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Laureena: Anyone else scared?

Castiel: Nope. I already lived longer than I expected.

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Castiel: You can trust me.

Chad: I don't even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.

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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.

Li Chang 

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Albus: You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?

(Katrina takes the glasses and hits Albus with them)

Albus: You hit a guy... WITH glasses. That’s... that’s well-played.

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Ramona: Well, i'm your new potion teacher. I'm twenty seven, used to study here as well but i'm from Africa.

*Castiel raise his hand*

Ramona: Any question?

Castiel: If you are from Africa why are you white?

Callum: Oh my God, Castiel! You can't just ask people why they are white!

*Henry facepalm's himself*

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Cho Hee: What’s wrong?

Li: Nothing, it’s just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.

Cho Hee: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest man I know.

Li: You’re gonna make me cry.

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I don´t break  things ... I swear. I just look at them and they do the rest alone!

Cho Hee

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Mark: Nice hands, Judith.

Judith: uh… thanks?

Mark: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Judith: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

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Castiel: There’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Castiel way!

Laureena: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Castiel: Yeah, but faster!

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Jeon: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?

Violet: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Doug: Awh, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Elizabeth: We’re married.

Doug: Still.