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Why does all post grunge sound like that back road song by Sam Hunt?

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I NEED TO LICK MY EYE LIKE A LIZARD

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I hate when bitches shit on emo song titles for being a whole novel long and being inside jokes having nothing to do with the actual song...

Then watch fucking TAWOG or Teen Titans Go or really any other Cartoon Network (plus adult swim) show like ever.

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Can someone get a hold of Pete Wentz? I have some questions for him and definitely won't ask him to do my homework for me...

Thxxx

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They banished him for this crimes

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It’s always:

“Bert and Gerard” this

“Bert and Gerard” that

What about Bert and Quinn?

What Bert and Gerard had was just a condensed version of what he and Quinn had

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I read a top tier (opinion) fanfic last night about Quinn and Bert and the memory of reading it was so vivid I’ve thought at least five times today that I had written it

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Me with the used

im sorry, every single song is about that one gay ship i really like. or whatever pete wentz said.

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I’ve been saying this for years smh

Okay I actually need to put this idiot in a jar too why is he such a freak

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I hate Mormons🙄

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Yo quick question: is this a safe platform to say I low key fuck with Jessicka Addams?

I just need to know in case of lurking

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I remember the first time I found out my waiter was cheating on me, and not with just one table but four, that’s right four different tables…

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If Beavis and Butthead were a heterosexual couple who would be the woman?

I’d say it would be Beavis but I need a second opinion

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Overcome by jealousy every time I see someone have a friend

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If Bert McCracken were a woman he’d be a femcel

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bert is like those ducks in the soap commercials that are covered in oil. to me.

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Someone’s gotta eat that pussy clean