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are you in college?

i am in pain

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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

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take my quiz if you want to feel sad about yourself

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

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Baseball Atsumu

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It’s taken us three sleepless months but act one of DREAM SMP: THE MUSICAL has officially been released! Featuring eight original songs and an original script, this show, comprised of a full hour of animatics, covers the L’manberg war for independence. We’ve all worked incredibly hard on it and are incredibly excited to share it with you!

watch it here: https://youtu.be/zt3RArSORlU

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i was a prophet in the wrong way, but a prophet nonetheless

...has anyone ever thought about how one day the final yahoo will be the FINAL yahoo?

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yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

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shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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okay my thoughts on four rogue mice n murder (beyond like hell yeah everyone’s stats look cool):

1 rogue fantasy high, 2 rogue tiny heist, 3 rogue crown of candy, 4 rogue mice and murder. Eventually we’ll get oops all rogues but we need to have 5 rogues first

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One of my favorite categories of taz headcanon is “random stuff lucretia forgot to erase”

The classic “elves in Faerun don’t echolocate”

The one where Magnus jumps up behind Davenport as part of rogue training and Davenport yells “Magnus, stop doing that!!!” 100% reflexively

A fic I read one time where Taako and Magnus got into some lengthy debate about Fantasy Iron Chef or Fantasy Survivor or something while a local with no concept of television listened in like “How?? Were you watching these people???  Guys??”

Magnus stripping naked in front of Lucretia doesn’t twig as weird to anyone in the room

Davenport can’t hold a conversation, but he can and will destroy you at any strategy game you put in front of him

Addendum: sometimes he and Merle play some sort of elaborately house ruled poker with a tarot deck and no one else can figure out what’s going on but they don’t seem to be improvising and they never actually discussed the house rules before implementing them?

Magnus punches a plate of cookies out of Avi’s hands because those have hazelnuts in them and don’t you know the Director is allergic?? (He didn’t know.  Nobody knew.  Merle and Taako knew)

Merle starts up some drinking song that nobody on this entire moon has ever heard before but Magnus jumps right in.  Taako rolls his eyes but joins in on the chorus.  The Director can correctly identify it within two lines.

Lydia and Edward actually have no freaking clue what Dupree is (malformed dragon?) but Merle and Magnus are just “ah yes.  A t-rex”

Barry Bluejeans is a fighter but that one mission involving a necromancer he recognized the ritual immediately and made fun of the guy for using an inefficient circle.

Content like that.  I live for it.

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I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

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quarantine kagehina things,,

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I watched avatar: the last airbender for the first time a while ago! here’s some of my fav kids 🔥🌊👊

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