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Hahaha sorry I ghosted you I was depressed and wanted to die but now I’m horny wyd
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Just because they’re not talking to you right now doesn’t mean they stopped loving you.
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#thinking… about kate bishop wearing a suit
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I can’t get over how the Himbo Squad (read: Adolin, Kaladin, and (admittedly) Veil after too much Horneater white) over the course of four books went from “Where’s Wit? Someone’s gotta make a quippy joke to lighten the mood” to “Where’s Wit? We all need intensive therapy sessions.”
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Hoid: So, let me see if I’ve got this straight. Hoid: There is a position in your court for a man who insults people on the king’s behalf Hoid: (which you mistakenly haven’t named your ‘attack jester’) Hoid: And it is illegal for the insulted to violently strike back against this man? Elhokar: Essentially, yes. Are you interested? Elhokar: Why are you crying? Hoid: this is the best fucking planet i’ve ever been to
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One thing I find so funny about the Stormlight Archive is that Brando Sando went absolutely HAM on the unnecessary worldbuilding details, to such an intense degree that nobody can keep track of them. Why did we forget how epic the skyeels are?? How come everybody ignores the fact that Roshar has three moons? There’s a group of people (the Natanatans) with blue skin and nobody has addressed it. And why did we stop talking about how, canonically, people on Roshar inherit a patchwork of their parents’ hair colors? Shallan outright said in the text that if she and Adolin had kids, their hair would be a mix of black, blond, and red– so why don’t any actual characters have colorful hair?? Branderson, you coward, I want a character with blue skin and rainbow hair
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