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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

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for @buckweek day six: speech a.k.a. things buck just says sometimes

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summertime

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

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Ryan Guzman as Eddie Diaz 9-1-1, S05E04

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@911pride - Day 2 & Day 3: Coming out & Bisexual Buck coming out to Maddie - 9-1-1, S07E05

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sorry im late for work boss. i was in the car reading mpreg. yeah mpreg. no not the thing that happened to your cousin once. male pregnancy

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used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

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things i need to immediatly draw after getting my tablet back

buck's tummy

buck's tits

eddie's paws

eddie's paws holding buck's tummy and tits

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question

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Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."

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bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing

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okay so we have to go back to the basics. men kissing each other

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anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

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8.17 kind of feels like. ok so the trajectory of the season was absolutely heading towards buddie canon, or at least some feelings realization before the end of the season. we all agree after he’s a renter and he’s straight there was no going back from that. and then tim decides to kill bobby because the spider in his ear said so or whatever. and so they blew up the rest of the scripts and then tim was like oh lol forgot about making my barbies kiss. better throw in an episode framing them as spouses and film their argument in a completely different style and lighting from the rest of the show, and also make sure the actors put as much tension in the scene as physically possible before making up in the warmest most romantic lighting we can get. and then we don’t need to address it again. that should do it