luncrwolf

[luncrwolf]

* twitter meme starters

‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’

‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’

*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*

‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’

‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’

‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’

‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off  any skeletons to get to it. ’

‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am.  ’

‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’

‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’

‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’  

‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’

‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’

‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’

‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’ 

‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’

‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’  

‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’    

‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’

‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’

‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’  

‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’

‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’  

‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’

‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’ 

‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’  

‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’

‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’

‘ do not beef shame me. ’

‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’

‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’

‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’

‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’

‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’

‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’

‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’  

‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’

‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’  

‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’

‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’

‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’

‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’

‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’

‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’  

‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’

‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’

[luncrwolf]

And if I said I was coming back from the dead then what?

[luncrwolf]

queenofhartsxo​:

“Yes, and no. If you think you’re gonna barge back into my life with no explanation— then you’re sadly MISTAKEN.”

           ❛   LIKE I SAID THERE ARE THINGS I CAN’T AND CAN SAY.  i know its not been easy, love, but, we can still talk about it.  ❜

luncrwolf​:

OPEN STARTER

❛ THERE ARE THINGS I CAN AND CANNOT EXPLAIN. where i been for the past few months is something i can’t explain. but i am alive that counts for something, right, love ? ❜

“Yes, and no. If you think you’re gonna barge back into my life with no explanation--- then you’re sadly MISTAKEN.”

[luncrwolf]

thc-archxngel​:

“I’m Mabs Decouyx! We’re you born a lycan or scratched?” They curiously having remembering the last time that a lycan came near them.

Originally posted by reparecer

                         blinking a bit, blue hues watched the other closely. what kind of question was that? with a tilt of his head, he laughed lightly.

                                   ❛ is that how you greet everyone? ❜

*pokey poke*

❛ oh... well hello there. how can i help you ? ❜

[luncrwolf]

*pokey poke*

❛ oh... well hello there. how can i help you ? ❜

[luncrwolf]

@seesgood

❛ AND THERE SHE IS MY DARLING WIFE. i missed you, love. how are things at home ? ❜

[luncrwolf]

OPEN STARTER

❛ THERE ARE THINGS I CAN AND CANNOT EXPLAIN. where i been for the past few months is something i can't explain. but i am alive that counts for something, right, love ? ❜

[luncrwolf]

𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ————— Even when he is SURPRISED, and runs for his life, he will PAUSE to take one more look at you BEFORE he enters his final RETREAT. So you too, should TAKE A SECOND and look at EVERYTHING you see. Wolves know the SECRETS. They REMEMBER what we do not. And they see what we REFUSE too.   //   independent original werewolf. penned by harley.

[luncrwolf]

I hate when people say “𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫”, because “𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫” means that you made it out.

                                𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒅.

[luncrwolf]

out. I COME BACK TO TUMBLR LOOKING LIKE TWITTER??? anyways hello my lovies i am back and ready to give alex's babies lovings.

[luncrwolf]

ooc. //     I AM BACK AND ALIVE MY BABIES !!! thank you all for staying by as i figure out my shit.

[luncrwolf]

out. //     sorry i haven’t been around as much as i would like to be my mental health has been up and down and i really want to get back to writing so i am going to be pushing through and getting back on track very soon.

[luncrwolf]

Send   “ You don’t look so good, ”   for my muse to sway on their feet.

Send “ I don’t feel so good … ” for the reverse.

[luncrwolf]

seesgood​:

          WHY DOES HE HAVE TO MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT IS ?   caroline swallows ,  squeezing her eyes shut as she fights against the sudden sting of tears .  it’s only when his fingers curl around her chin that she opens her eyes again and looks at him .   ❝ because you’ll leave . ❞  the admission is quiet ,  the vulnerability of it making her shift her weight uncertainly .   ❝ or you’ll die ,  or something else will happen and i’ll lose you and it’ll hurt and i’m so ,  so tired of it hurting ,  alex . ❞

                       THE ON SIGHT OF TEARS makes him take a step closer, leather clad arms going to quickly wrap around the vampire.   he sighed,  shaking his head with a kiss to the top of his head. there was NO WAY he was going to hurt her in any shape or form, he too, been through too much heart ache to let that happen. taking in a deep breath he rubbed on her back before oceans fell to her and locked eye contact.  

                       ❛ --- i know there there are no promises to make this sound good, love, but when i say i am not going to hurt you, i mean it. ❜

                         pausing for a moment he tipped his head, a puppy look falling to his features. he hated seeing her like this. he wished to take everything away.

                   ❛ you mean far too much to me for me to ever hurt you the way those idiots have. i do not have it in my bones. ❜

[luncrwolf]

is it just me or am i seeing double on my replies when i edit them? tumblr the fuck?

[luncrwolf]

bcbliophile​:

@luncrwolf Penelope & Alex

An arranged marriage was always something Penelope knew was likely, all of her sisters found mates and that just left the youngest to make a much needed alliance. When it became clear she couldn’t do so on her own, her parents planned and came to her the day before to informed her of the agreement and that she was to be mated to an alpha from another pack. She was shocked to say the least. But the next morning she was scrubbed, polished, detangled and dressed in her nicest dress, she liked it because it didn’t make her look as plump like some of the dresses her mother bought for her, this cut actually flattered her figure and the pink complimented her hair and skin.

She was in her living room, playing with one of her auburn curls when his arrival was announced and she all but jumped to her feet. She turned to see him and instantly knew… He was far too good looking for a runt like her, her heart dropped to her stomach but she kept a smile in place “it’s wonderful to meet you” Penelope managed.

                         “now alex, this is for your own good.”

                                           “be respectful, son, i believe in you.”

                  both grandparents had words buzzing around his head but he knew it was for the best. having known of this day for a long while the alpha prepared himself for anything and everything. the night before was hectic, yet, he made it through just fine. no nerves. nothing of the sorts.

                                                              PACKS DID THIS ALL THE TIME. didn’t they ?

                     getting to the home of the other, he bowed, paid his respects. the irishman put on his best charming smile as he stood there. waiting for the first meeting. that was the easiest.

                  seeing the woman, he bowed, taking her hand to kiss her knuckles as respectfully as he could muster up.

                         ❛ alexander valentine, pleasure is all mine penelope. you can call me alex, however. its much easier. ❜

@luncrwolf Penelope & Alex

An arranged marriage was always something Penelope knew was likely, all of her sisters found mates and that just left the youngest to make a much needed alliance. When it became clear she couldn't do so on her own, her parents planned and came to her the day before to informed her of the agreement and that she was to be mated to an alpha from another pack. She was shocked to say the least. But the next morning she was scrubbed, polished, detangled and dressed in her nicest dress, she liked it because it didn't make her look as plump like some of the dresses her mother bought for her, this cut actually flattered her figure and the pink complimented her hair and skin.

She was in her living room, playing with one of her auburn curls when his arrival was announced and she all but jumped to her feet. She turned to see him and instantly knew. . . He was far too good looking for a runt like her, her heart dropped to her stomach but she kept a smile in place "it's wonderful to meet you" Penelope managed.

[luncrwolf]

Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

(anons welcome)