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when people are like “this villain is a bad person” and i have to be like “that’s the entire point of a villain”

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Click through for new Maggot Boy page!

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Just performed blood magic. Feeling ok

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Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.

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When you understand that kids and teenagers being salty about literary symbolic analysis comes from a very real place of annoyance and frustration at some teachers for being over-bearing and pretentious in their projecting of symbolism onto every facet of a story but you also understand that literary analysis and critical thinking in regards to symbolism is extremely important and deserves to be not only taught in schools, but actively used by writers when examining their own work to see if they might have used symbolism unintentionally and to make sure that they are using symbolism effectively:

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you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

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might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

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dao: ends with a royal speech in the warden’s honor, all warden’s friends come to say goodbye, the ruler of ferelden grants the warden a boon dai: ends with a party in the inquisitor’s honor, all the inquisitor’s companions come to congratulate them, the inquisitor and their love interest share a romantic scene on a private balcony da2: after five minutes of increasingly awkward silence surrounded by corpses, hawke skips town

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Merry Christmas! Click through for new Maggot Boy page!

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We know how Chainey feels about cars but what does he think about bikes?

Anonymous said:                                                                      Particularly with hot people (ahem davey) on them lmao davey died skateboarding face first into oncoming traffic nothing would terrify chainey more than him on a motorbike

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finally to line edits on this beastie

(line edits are where I get to make things beautiful and remove duplicate words and try to cut the swearing to a reasonable level)

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I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me. But I don’t really care. My own mother… thought I was a monster… She was right of course, but it still hurt.

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I had an epiphany

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the dread wolf rises 

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BioWare: literally releases a one minute long video where that bitch Solas says five words of dialogue

Me: 

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-Mary Elizabeth Frye

uhhh yeah something i threw together because i remembered this poem and was hit with some lup feels. its rushed, im sorry, but pls enjoy