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i love watching an extremely famous tv show 6-60 years after its peak popularity and being like "whoa this is pretty good. has anyone heard about this"

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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most furniture at my job hasn't been updated since the 70s. my "computer desk" is a writing desk from the 50s. i prefer it this way

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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matthew mcconaughey needs to be cast as a haggard, ambiently-suicidal knight errant of some kind. fuck yes i spelled his name right on the first try

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Raining rainbows

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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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I'm eating THREE varieties of homemade focaccia with NO fucking shirt on and I had to crop the pic I sent of how much fucking bread my spouse and I housed because you could see my tits in the toaster oven and I didn't want my nice friend who made me bread to know that I was having a liberated nipples summertime focaccia moment.

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just a girl who loves flowers

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knuckle tattoos that say CRAB MEAT

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i cannot stop watching this

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Bruce Springsteen, Colts Neck, 2025. By Daniel Arnold.

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