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I do lmao, beautiful art btw, I love how you captured yours truly ;)

Bet wade has an Ao3 account

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Basic ass dinner lmao

anyways it’s been a hot minute since I’ve posted due to bedrot and lack of motivation, how are you guys doing ;)

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Jesus fuck I wish this was a main blog so I could follow people and not have to send anonymous asks and tag myself in them.

Any advice on how to fix this?

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YES!! I FUCKING LOVE LIMP BIZKIT 🫶🫶🫶

Nu Metal-Pool???

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Happy 4th of July from your local merc!!

Despite me being Canadian (not irl lmao)

(Image found on Pintrest)

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HAHAHAHAHA OML THAT IS HILARIOUS

So are your webs actually webs or are they cum

do you guys read over what you wrote before you send it to me and think "yeah, yeah, this is EXACTLY what spidey wants to hear at 9:00 a.m. in the morning"

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Just finished a job, chimichangas on me tonight!!

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You get a clear answer from Spidey about his web shooters and if it also applies to his dick? @ohfckitscable

sadly not yet, he won’t answer my texts 💔

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Whos stronger? You or Spiderman?

Tactical wise, definitely me! Love Spidey but when it comes to combat he’s a biiiiiiit lacking- Though when it comes to physical strength and flexibility Webs has me beat

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please marry me

So are your webs actually webs or are they cum

do you guys read over what you wrote before you send it to me and think "yeah, yeah, this is EXACTLY what spidey wants to hear at 9:00 a.m. in the morning"

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Fun fact my nickname around my friends is Deadpool because like you I'm Canadaian, get into deep shit constantly, and very bisexual

yooo that’s sick! Looks like we have quite a few things in common!

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IM THE ANON FROM BEFORE!!!! CAN I HAVE A SIGNATURR OR SOMETHING SO YOU KNOW IT'S ME???

yeah of course lollll, hmmm how aboutttt 🪷?

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HI HI HI IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!

HI THERE ANONNN!!!

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oh my god I can imagine it now, such a beautiful sight-

So are your webs actually webs or are they cum

do you guys read over what you wrote before you send it to me and think "yeah, yeah, this is EXACTLY what spidey wants to hear at 9:00 a.m. in the morning"

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THE PUBLIC WANTS TO KNOW SPIDEY.

So are your webs actually webs or are they cum

do you guys read over what you wrote before you send it to me and think "yeah, yeah, this is EXACTLY what spidey wants to hear at 9:00 a.m. in the morning"

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holy shit it’s almost been a week since I last posted, uhhh hi guys what’s good

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for Realzies

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix