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Mood post Superman

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*cigarette drag* it's time to fuck my furniture

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Headcanon: Whenever Rook addresses Spite when he’s not possessing Lucanis , they try to look where they think he may be, based on cues the Crow gives. They want to be polite to Spite, but are worried that they will look stupid trying to talk to Spite, while facing in the wrong direction.

Lucanis assures them that they always guess correctly, but neglects to tell them that even when they are looking the wrong direction, Spite always moves to wherever they think he might be.

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stupid idiot

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my two sons, my sweet children, i will provide for you

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Taash is a bad influence on The Baby (Manfred) and Emmrich will not let that stand

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Extremely funny to me how many of Davrins companion quests are some variation of “do you want to go take a walk” yes king I absolutely do thank you I love you

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the inquisitor watching holes in the sky spit out demons

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I know that The Descent DLC was designed to be post game, aka after Solas left but holy fucking shit now there’s a really fucked up hilariously dark in game reason why Solas does not utter a god damn WORD of banter or commentary during that entire DLC.

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Y’all seen these videos

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Lucanis and Davrin at the Necropolis:

Davrin, pointing at a half-rotted corpse: that’s your grandma

Lucanis, immediately poking the ugliest, most bloated cadaver he can find and making loud gagging noises: that’s you when you hear the Calling, dumbass

Emmrich, polishing the pointy end of his staff while his eye twitches: how about I fucking stab both of you, gentlemen? Right here. In this sacred necropolis. Make you part of the decor

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Neve: snaps a handful of raw spaghetti in half and throws it in boiling water

Lucanis, sitting in the pantry: something happened

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this is all i have to say at the moment

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Just two average coffee lovers in Thedas

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I'll never be over the fact that Nevarra is Weekend-at-Bernie's-ing its literal monarch, and when Lucanis asks about why King Markus has survived his many, many, many assassination attempts, Emmrich (who knows damn well the guy's a corpse) keeps up the pretense with "oh he's just in great shape for his age :)"