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Finally made my own blog, will be posting there when I front.

@systemically-emet

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Mimis time, reminder for people with digestive issues: Don't drink two coffees in a day if you've been avoiding it for around a month. Worst mistake of my life.

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Just not going to eat tonight. It'll be easier for everyone involved.

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to summarize: you have the moral backbone of a flatworm if your response every time harry potter comes up is to make it about your inability to give up a book

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It's an interesting feeling, not having the energy to get up and make us something to eat. Usually our roommates take into mind our dietary restrictions and allergies when making dinner, and they haven't been recently.

I feel spoiled for having such a dumb expectation. I feel angry at myself for feeling upset over the fact they suddenly changed it up and stopped considering our dietary needs.

I can barely be out there anyways, they're always whispering and giggling to each other. I would be stuck with trying to not beat the living shit out of them, and I'm already feeling so fucking sensitive.

I should've stayed dormant. I'm not helping this system one fucking bit.

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We are so back

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Gordon "this is bloody raw!" "Idiot sandwich" Ramsey apologizes to a man for unknowingly calling a man a nickname his abusive dad used to call him and offered to call him a different insult.

But the majority of people online will spontaneously combust the second a trans man politely asks you to please not call him "girl".

It's like respecting boundaries is not that hard you're just being a big baby about it.

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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Our Mac n cheese isn't Mac n cheesing. It's literally soup.

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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

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Hey so I forgot to mention this when it happened but uh. We lost our job. One of our former coworkers is 100% convinced it was bc of our disability bc the reasons they gave were extremely bullshit and wouldn't have gotten anyone else in trouble, but it is what it is. We're looking for a new job rn, but we haven't exactly had the best of luck. Especially considering we're now wheelchair bound about 90% of the time.

In the meantime, if anyone is interested in emergency art comms here's some examples and our prices until we can get another job:

Headshot - $15

Bust - $25

Half Body - $40

Full Body - $50

Full Render - $75

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Our hip hurts like a bitch, and we haven't even done anything to cause it to hurt this time. Mystery pains, I so dearly despise you.

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Local asexual gets cursed by autism to be intolerant of any other music except for anything produced by Ghost

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Somewhat proud of this